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Woody Allen Quotes
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room (Woody Allen Quotes)
I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy myself, but I didn’t (Woody Allen Quotes)
Those who can’t do, teach. And those who can’t teach, teach gym (Woody Allen Quotes)
I hate reality but it’s still the best place to get a good steak (Woody Allen Quotes)
This year I’m a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole? (Woody Allen Quotes)
I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me (Woody Allen Quotes)
There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you (Woody Allen Quotes)
I’ve become the person I’ve always hated, but I’m happier (Woody Allen Quotes)
I can’t even make a leap of faith to believe in my own existence (Woody Allen Quotes)
Is old age really so terrible? Not if you’ve brushed your teeth faithfully (Woody Allen Quotes)
Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird (Woody Allen Quotes)
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! (Woody Allen Quotes)
I recently turned 60 years old. Practically a third of my life is over (Woody Allen Quotes)
I’ve often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me (Woody Allen Quotes)
You don’t ever really get to know Woody Allen (Woody Allen Quotes)
Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian (Woody Allen Quotes)
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred (Woody Allen Quotes)
What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop? (Woody Allen Quotes)
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No' (Woody Allen Quotes)
When we lose twenty pounds... We may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty (Woody Allen Quotes)
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy (Woody Allen Quotes)
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman (Woody Allen Quotes)
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more (Woody Allen Quotes)
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats (Woody Allen Quotes)
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying (Woody Allen Quotes)
I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia (Woody Allen Quotes)
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more (Woody Allen Quotes)
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea (Woody Allen Quotes)
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good (Woody Allen Quotes)
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? (Woody Allen Quotes)