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Witty Quotes

A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
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Beauty without wit offers nothing but the enjoyment of its material charms, whilst witty ugliness captivates by the charms of the mind, and at last fulfils all the desires of the man it has captivated  (Witty Quotes) I want my brain to slide back into the slot it was meant to be in, rest there the way it did before the fall of last year, back when I was young, witty, and my teachers said I had incredible promise  (Witty Quotes) A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is  (Witty Quotes) Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one’s wit  (Witty Quotes) I don’t know if I’m particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don’t know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem  (Witty Quotes) The habit of getting up early, which I had formed when the children were young, now became my choice. I am not very bright or very witty or very inventive after the sun goes down  (Witty Quotes) It’s that same quality I’ve been talking about. It’s neither contrived, nor surprising and smart, not baffling, not witty, not interesting, not cynical, it can’t be planned and it probably can’t even be described. It’s just good  (Witty Quotes) The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards morning: first of all come great dreams, then a feeling of laziness, and finally a witty or clever excuse for remaining in bed  (Witty Quotes) A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the graces, and the love he feels for him puts a blindfold over his eyes so that he does not see his defects but considers them signs of charm and intelligence and recounts them to his friends as if they were clever and witty  (Witty Quotes) Life is extraordinarily suave and sweet with certain natural, witty, affectionate people who have unusual distinction and are capable of every vice, but who make a display of none in public and about whom no one can affirm they have a single one. There is something supple and secret about them. Besides, their perversity gives spice to their most innocent occupations, such as taking a walk in the garden at night  (Witty Quotes) A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string  (Witty Quotes) You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff  (Witty Quotes) No, sir, I’m not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won’t sell. I’m just saying I’ve seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn’t sell  (Witty Quotes) They sit there in committees day after day, and they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, that a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee  (Witty Quotes) People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed  (Witty Quotes) Though lust do masque in ne’er so strange disguise she’s oft found witty, but is never wise  (Witty Quotes) Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtile; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend  (Witty Quotes) Of course, it’s very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs  (Witty Quotes) The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to quote another’s wit  (Witty Quotes) One may be continually abusive without saying anything just; but one cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty  (Witty Quotes) She is pretty to walk with, and witty to talk with, and pleasant too, to think on  (Witty Quotes) Wit in women is a jewel, which, unlike all others, borrows lustre from its setting, rather than bestows it; since nothing is so easy as to fancy a very beautiful woman extremely witty  (Witty Quotes) If we look into communities and divisions of men, we observe that the discreet man, not the witty, nor the learned, nor the brave, guides the conversation, and gives measure to society  (Witty Quotes) Next to being witty yourself, the best thing is being able to quote another’s wit  (Witty Quotes) Witty remarks are all very well when spoken at a proper time: when out of place they are offensive  (Witty Quotes) I might’ve been witty, but I didn’t have a shtick. So, I never considered myself a comedian  (Witty Quotes) Art should be witty, like a good Eddie Murphy movie, to make your life a little easier and better  (Witty Quotes) Humorous persons have pleasant mouths turned up at the corners... But the mouth of a merely witty man is hard and sour until the moment of its discharge  (Witty Quotes) A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string  (Witty Quotes) My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime - generation woman, hadn’t gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty  (Witty Quotes)
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