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My brain’s not sharp enough to come up with a witty comment  (Witty Quotes) Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor  (Witty Quotes) Women, somehow, have the same fear of witty men as of fireworks  (Witty Quotes) I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men  (Witty Quotes) Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things  (Witty Quotes) Aristotle said melancholy men of all others are most witty  (Witty Quotes) In fact, to gull a fool seems to me an exploit worthy of a witty man  (Witty Quotes) A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power  (Witty Quotes) What is perfectly true is perfectly witty  (Witty Quotes) Your wit makes others witty  (Witty Quotes) Your wits make others witty  (Witty Quotes) Witty inspirations are the proverbs of the educated  (Witty Quotes) You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty  (Witty Quotes) A person who speaks cleverly is witty; one who asks questions is smart  (Witty Quotes) Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content  (Witty Quotes) I like a girl who’s smart, they have to be able to grasp witty sarcasm  (Witty Quotes) Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I’d hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are  (Witty Quotes) Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me  (Witty Quotes) A witty vicar once said that a good marriage is like a pair of scissors with the couple inseparable joined, often moving in opposite directions, yet always destroying anyone who comes between them. The trick is for the blades to learn to work smoothly together, so as not to cut each other  (Witty Quotes) Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you  (Witty Quotes) Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue  (Witty Quotes) Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another’s wit  (Witty Quotes) Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned  (Witty Quotes)
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