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Witty Quotes

Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood  (Witty Quotes) Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content  (Witty Quotes) His wiles were witty and his fame far known, every king's daughter sought him for her own, yet he was nothing to be won or lost. All lands to him were Ithaca: love-tossed he loathed the fraud, yet would not bed alone  (Witty Quotes) For such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; Yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves: For they see their own wit at hand, and other men's at a distance  (Witty Quotes) Such is the nature of men, that howsoever they may acknowledge many others to be more witty, or more eloquent, or more learned; yet they will hardly believe there be many so wise as themselves  (Witty Quotes) Everything deep is also simple and can be reproduced simply as long as its reference to the whole truth is maintained. But what matters is not what is witty but what is true  (Witty Quotes) I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death. I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals  (Witty Quotes) Talking to oneself, I have often thought, is the best way to be sure of intelligent and witty conversation  (Witty Quotes) I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men. I do here walk before thee like a sow that hath overwhelm'd all her litter but one  (Witty Quotes) It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time  (Witty Quotes) Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear  (Witty Quotes) Many get the repute of being witty but thereby lose the credit of being sensible. Jest has it's little hour, seriousness should have all the rest  (Witty Quotes) Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned  (Witty Quotes) No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more than she can be witty only by the help of speech  (Witty Quotes) I like quips. I like whiffs of cynicism and I think they can be witty. But I don’t really know where wittiness is constructive  (Witty Quotes) Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism  (Witty Quotes) Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation  (Witty Quotes) Nothing is more witty and grotesque than ancient mythology and Christianity; that is because they are so mystical  (Witty Quotes) I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked  (Witty Quotes) It’s very witty and it’s great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it’s okay, it’s not completely bad and you can’t say that to teenagers  (Witty Quotes) Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent  (Witty Quotes) A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am  (Witty Quotes) The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss  (Witty Quotes) Euphonic and harmonious expressions, forcible and just expressions, profound and comprehensive expressions, and especially apt and witty expressions, each have their specific influence upon different minds, and their common influence upon all minds... It is therefore high time our most valuable aphorisms and paragraphs were put in order for frequent perusal, and for handy reference, as the circumstances of life call up subjects  (Witty Quotes) My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies  (Witty Quotes) Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you  (Witty Quotes) What I need is a woman who is something, anything: either very beautiful or very kind or in the last resort very wicked; very witty or very stupid, but something  (Witty Quotes) Honesty is the foundation of a sound character and the keystone of all other virtues. It is the cement without which all other redeeming features are fractured and without anchor. A dishonest person may be kind, witty, and very capable, but the strength of character simply isn’t there. Honesty does not come by degrees. A person is either all honest or he is dishonest. You can be true or you can be false, but you can’t be both at the same time  (Witty Quotes) It’s much simpler to be tortured on camera or to be filmed losing your mind. Whereas a script that has characters who are honest, witty and genuine is often much harder to act  (Witty Quotes) If there’s ever a woman who’s smart, funny, or witty, people are afraid of that, so they don’t write that. They only write parts for women where they let everything be steamrolled over them, where they let people wipe their feet all over them  (Witty Quotes)
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