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Vulgarity is no substitute for wit (Witty Quotes)
I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed (Witty Quotes)
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic (Witty Quotes)
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police (Witty Quotes)
Honey, tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic (Witty Quotes)
I adore pretty things and witty words (Witty Quotes)
I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed (Witty Quotes)
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play (Witty Quotes)
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit (Witty Quotes)
A witty saying proves nothing (Witty Quotes)
Melancholy men are of all others the most witty (Witty Quotes)
Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty (Witty Quotes)
A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes (Witty Quotes)
Conquered people tend to be witty (Witty Quotes)
You may be witty, but not satirical (Witty Quotes)
Every one is witty for his owne purpose (Witty Quotes)
Aristotle said melancholy men of all others are most witty (Witty Quotes)
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor (Witty Quotes)
Women, somehow, have the same fear of witty men as of fireworks (Witty Quotes)
I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men (Witty Quotes)
What is perfectly true is perfectly witty (Witty Quotes)
Your wits make others witty (Witty Quotes)
Your wit makes others witty (Witty Quotes)
Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things (Witty Quotes)
Twitter has restored my faith in humanity. I thought I’d hate it, but while there are lots of knobheads, there are even more lovely people. It delights me how witty and friendly most people are (Witty Quotes)
Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue (Witty Quotes)
A witty vicar once said that a good marriage is like a pair of scissors with the couple inseparable joined, often moving in opposite directions, yet always destroying anyone who comes between them. The trick is for the blades to learn to work smoothly together, so as not to cut each other (Witty Quotes)
Gently they go, the beautiful, the tender, the kind; Quietly they go, the intelligent, the witty, the brave. I know. But I do not approve. And I am not resigned (Witty Quotes)
Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content (Witty Quotes)