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Roseanne Barr Quotes

No government in the Middle East is innocent. Wars make the stock market go up, so no one in America is innocent either, nor anyone anywhere where capitalism reigns Picture Quote #1

I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I’d like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control Picture Quote #1

My husband says, ‘Roseanne, don’t you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?’ Like I’m gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for that Picture Quote #1

I’m just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine Picture Quote #1

TV is a language all its own, a land of one dimensional stereotypes that destroys culture, not adds to it. TV is anti-art, a reflection of consumerism that serves the power structure. TV is about demographics Picture Quote #1

The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that’s what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where ‘Dental Hygienist’ has been added to the list Picture Quote #1

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Everyone in America (according to my generalizations) is a potential millionaire waiting for his or her big break. I was astonished lately to realize that Americans are definitely believing in and planning for the future, despite the fact that they elected Ronald Reagan twice Picture Quote #1

I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy Picture Quote #1

I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can’t drink responsibly, don’t drink at all. Don’t go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze Picture Quote #1

It’s a big culture of mind control too, MK-Ultra mind control rules in Hollywood. If you don’t know that, google it and look into it. It’s really hard for artists to find their voice in the media. It’s levels of brainwashing and mind control Picture Quote #1

Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled Picture Quote #1

Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint Picture Quote #1

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I had - after I sang the ‘Star Spangled Banner’ so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn’t do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things Picture Quote #1

The basic thing is, people want to get paid, so they’ll say the things that get them paid, in entertainment or politics Picture Quote #1

ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most Picture Quote #1

There’s a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there’s a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect Picture Quote #1

My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn’t hit you. My dad wouldn’t hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes Picture Quote #1

I’m a heterosexual. I don’t know why I’m like this. I was just born this way Picture Quote #1

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Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my room as a teenager, and in orange paint on the cheap white plastic blinds in my room Picture Quote #1

I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s got that Ronald Reagan charm. I think he`s hot. I respect his wife, but if he wasn`t married I`d be putting on my cowboy boots and coming around Picture Quote #1

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it’s kind of cool Picture Quote #1

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That’s what I told my kids Picture Quote #1

US needs to fix up it’s election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed Picture Quote #1

I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn’t for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with Picture Quote #1

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If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn’t going to be much fun Picture Quote #1

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like ‘Seinfeld,’ ‘Friends,’ you know, ‘Three and a Half Men.’ Picture Quote #1

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job Picture Quote #1

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that’s why I don’t like any of them Picture Quote #1

I gave Joss Whedon and Judd Apatow their first writing jobs, as well as many other untried writers who went on to great success Picture Quote #1

You kind of restructure your whole personality to be in a healthy relationship Picture Quote #1

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No government in the Middle East is innocent. Wars make the stock market go up, so no one in America is innocent either, nor anyone anywhere where capitalism reigns (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I’d like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control (Roseanne Barr Quotes) My husband says, ‘Roseanne, don’t you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?’ Like I’m gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for that (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I’m just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine (Roseanne Barr Quotes) TV is a language all its own, a land of one dimensional stereotypes that destroys culture, not adds to it. TV is anti-art, a reflection of consumerism that serves the power structure. TV is about demographics (Roseanne Barr Quotes) The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that’s what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where ‘Dental Hygienist’ has been added to the list (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Everyone in America (according to my generalizations) is a potential millionaire waiting for his or her big break. I was astonished lately to realize that Americans are definitely believing in and planning for the future, despite the fact that they elected Ronald Reagan twice (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can’t drink responsibly, don’t drink at all. Don’t go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze (Roseanne Barr Quotes) It’s a big culture of mind control too, MK-Ultra mind control rules in Hollywood. If you don’t know that, google it and look into it. It’s really hard for artists to find their voice in the media. It’s levels of brainwashing and mind control (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I had - after I sang the ‘Star Spangled Banner’ so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn’t do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) The basic thing is, people want to get paid, so they’ll say the things that get them paid, in entertainment or politics. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) There’s a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there’s a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn’t hit you. My dad wouldn’t hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I’m a heterosexual. I don’t know why I’m like this. I was just born this way. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my room as a teenager, and in orange paint on the cheap white plastic blinds in my room. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s got that Ronald Reagan charm. I think he`s hot. I respect his wife, but if he wasn`t married I`d be putting on my cowboy boots and coming around. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it’s kind of cool. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That’s what I told my kids. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) US needs to fix up it’s election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn’t for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn’t going to be much fun (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like ‘Seinfeld,’ ‘Friends,’ you know, ‘Three and a Half Men.’ (Roseanne Barr Quotes) As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that’s why I don’t like any of them. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I gave Joss Whedon and Judd Apatow their first writing jobs, as well as many other untried writers who went on to great success. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) You kind of restructure your whole personality to be in a healthy relationship (Roseanne Barr Quotes)

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