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Roseanne Barr Quotes

My children love me. I’m like the mother they never had Picture Quote #1

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth Picture Quote #1

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer Picture Quote #1

I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on Picture Quote #1

I loved comedy all my life. I think it’s a real powerful art form Picture Quote #1

Truth is available to the ears that can hear it Picture Quote #1

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Suddenly, people had three phone numbers but never answered their phones Picture Quote #1

I never consciously set out to talk about taboos or anything like that Picture Quote #1

Comedy is the only hope for humanity Picture Quote #1

I believe in equal rights for all citizens. One law for all Picture Quote #1

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job Picture Quote #1

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it Picture Quote #1

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Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles Picture Quote #1

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job Picture Quote #1

The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming Picture Quote #1

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful Picture Quote #1

I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job Picture Quote #1

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny Picture Quote #1

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Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time Picture Quote #1

Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to Picture Quote #1

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn’t have to pay for it Picture Quote #1

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My children love me. I’m like the mother they never had (Roseanne Barr Quotes) In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth (Roseanne Barr Quotes) A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I loved comedy all my life. I think it’s a real powerful art form (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Truth is available to the ears that can hear it (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Suddenly, people had three phone numbers but never answered their phones (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I never consciously set out to talk about taboos or anything like that (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Comedy is the only hope for humanity (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I believe in equal rights for all citizens. One law for all (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job (Roseanne Barr Quotes) It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job (Roseanne Barr Quotes) The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job (Roseanne Barr Quotes) And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn’t have to pay for it (Roseanne Barr Quotes)

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