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Roseanne Barr Quotes

I’m God because I have the power to control my mind Picture Quote #1

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself Picture Quote #1

Excuse the mess but we live here Picture Quote #1

Nobody wanted the ‘Roseanne’ show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family Picture Quote #1

Imitation is the sincerest form of show business Picture Quote #1

I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver Picture Quote #1

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Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly Picture Quote #1

Laugh every day as much as you can Picture Quote #1

Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight Picture Quote #1

Women are cursed, and men are the proof Picture Quote #1

I was completely nuts for most of my life Picture Quote #1

I know how to do anything, I’m a mom Picture Quote #1

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My children love me. I’m like the mother they never had Picture Quote #1

Being nuts is its own reward Picture Quote #1

Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem Picture Quote #1

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it Picture Quote #1

Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5 Picture Quote #1

Truth is available to the ears that can hear it Picture Quote #1

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A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer Picture Quote #1

Comedy is the only hope for humanity Picture Quote #1

I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on Picture Quote #1

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn’t have to pay for it Picture Quote #1

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job Picture Quote #1

Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles Picture Quote #1

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And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny Picture Quote #1

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it Picture Quote #1

The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming Picture Quote #1

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I’m God because I have the power to control my mind (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Excuse the mess but we live here (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Nobody wanted the ‘Roseanne’ show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Imitation is the sincerest form of show business (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Laugh every day as much as you can (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Women are cursed, and men are the proof (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I was completely nuts for most of my life (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I know how to do anything, I’m a mom (Roseanne Barr Quotes) My children love me. I’m like the mother they never had (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Being nuts is its own reward (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem (Roseanne Barr Quotes) The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5 (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Truth is available to the ears that can hear it (Roseanne Barr Quotes) A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Comedy is the only hope for humanity (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn’t have to pay for it (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Men can read maps better than women. 'Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles (Roseanne Barr Quotes) And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny (Roseanne Barr Quotes) It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it (Roseanne Barr Quotes) The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming (Roseanne Barr Quotes)