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I’m a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don’t retain jokes. I’m not a good teller of jokes Picture Quote #1

There are always a lot of jokes and good vibes floating through the studio so tattooing all day doesn’t feel like a job. It’s rewarding to see my clients as excited as I am Picture Quote #1

Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I’ll just start dressing funnier Picture Quote #1

As we approach the millennium with sort of the idea that society is going to start spiraling into chaos, I’d love to be making jokes about that. Who wants to miss out on that? If the world is going to end, I want to be there the night before, goofing off Picture Quote #1

If you’re from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don’t let anyone know how great it is here. It’s the best kept secret Picture Quote #1

I do Twitter, but I’m still not great on it - I’m not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter’s not really a jokey thing Picture Quote #1

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[Some people think] that storytelling is telling jokes. So they have to be discouraged! Then others think that storytelling-is like an encounter group . . Picture Quote #1

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I’m doing. I don’t give a damn if half the audience walks out Picture Quote #1

I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it - I wouldn’t know how to do jokes without the story Picture Quote #1

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn’t be when it is literally your job Picture Quote #1

I don’t do jokes about elections so that’s probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are hate-crime people Picture Quote #1

I never have goals or dreams. My sister says it’s pathetic and lazy, but I had a goal, to tell jokes to pay bills and not have to live in a trailer. So, I think I’m living my fantasy. I don’t have another Picture Quote #1

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Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure Picture Quote #1

I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It’s like having a different dancing partner every night Picture Quote #1

Writing jokes for others is like having babies for someone else. It’s sad. Like the woman who gives up her baby but needs to be close so she secretly becomes the maid in the household Picture Quote #1

If you can’t joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what’s the point of jokes? What’s the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things Picture Quote #1

I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I’ll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats Picture Quote #1

It’s the fun part ‘cause you don’t have any of the real heavy-lifting to do. You just come in and shout and chew scenery, and just be awful and say a few jokes, and you don’t have to carry the romantic storyline or the quest part of the story. You just pop up, every now and again Picture Quote #1

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I’m a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don’t retain jokes. I’m not a good teller of jokes. (Jokes Quotes) There are always a lot of jokes and good vibes floating through the studio so tattooing all day doesn’t feel like a job. It’s rewarding to see my clients as excited as I am. (Jokes Quotes) Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I’ll just start dressing funnier. (Jokes Quotes) As we approach the millennium with sort of the idea that society is going to start spiraling into chaos, I’d love to be making jokes about that. Who wants to miss out on that? If the world is going to end, I want to be there the night before, goofing off. (Jokes Quotes) If you’re from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don’t let anyone know how great it is here. It’s the best kept secret. (Jokes Quotes) I do Twitter, but I’m still not great on it - I’m not good at writing short little jokes, so my Twitter’s not really a jokey thing. (Jokes Quotes) [Some people think] that storytelling is telling jokes. So they have to be discouraged! Then others think that storytelling-is like an encounter group . . . (Jokes Quotes) I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I’m doing. I don’t give a damn if half the audience walks out. (Jokes Quotes) I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it - I wouldn’t know how to do jokes without the story. (Jokes Quotes) You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn’t be when it is literally your job. (Jokes Quotes) I don’t do jokes about elections so that’s probably why it went okay for me, except for the crazy people that are hate-crime people. (Jokes Quotes) I never have goals or dreams. My sister says it’s pathetic and lazy, but I had a goal, to tell jokes to pay bills and not have to live in a trailer. So, I think I’m living my fantasy. I don’t have another. (Jokes Quotes) Perhaps our Irish friends should not so completely turn their backs on their historical dishes, no matter how many jokes they might have to endure. (Jokes Quotes) I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. It’s like having a different dancing partner every night. (Jokes Quotes) Writing jokes for others is like having babies for someone else. It’s sad. Like the woman who gives up her baby but needs to be close so she secretly becomes the maid in the household. (Jokes Quotes) If you can’t joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what’s the point of jokes? What’s the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things. (Jokes Quotes) I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I’ll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats. (Jokes Quotes) It’s the fun part ‘cause you don’t have any of the real heavy-lifting to do. You just come in and shout and chew scenery, and just be awful and say a few jokes, and you don’t have to carry the romantic storyline or the quest part of the story. You just pop up, every now and again. (Jokes Quotes)

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