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Jokes Quotes

I’m pretty goofy. I laugh at my own jokes Picture Quote #1

Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever Picture Quote #1

I love telling myself jokes. I think I’m a riot Picture Quote #1

I’m not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes Picture Quote #1

I wish you would retire from telling jokes too Picture Quote #1

I told jokes badly Picture Quote #1

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Your bayonet jokes are older than bayonets Picture Quote #1

I hate cripple jokes. I can’t stand them Picture Quote #1

Don’t make jokes about food Picture Quote #1

Cripple jokes are so mean, I can’t stand them Picture Quote #1

Jokes are unanswerable objections Picture Quote #1

I don’t really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically Picture Quote #1

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Beware of jokes from which we go away hollow and ashamed Picture Quote #1

I’m a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy Picture Quote #1

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically Picture Quote #1

A civil servant doesn’t make jokes Picture Quote #1

I come up with my jokes by thinking of a topic Picture Quote #1

I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made ‘em up myself Picture Quote #1

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Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise Picture Quote #1

My daddy. He’s so funny! My whole family jokes around a lot Picture Quote #1

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes Picture Quote #1

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections Picture Quote #1

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes Picture Quote #1

Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office Picture Quote #1

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We've got people looking at our seamy side and our sad side a lot of the time because that's easier. It's much more difficult to make a film about happiness with lots of jokes in it Picture Quote #1

To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time Picture Quote #1

I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a real worry for a while about what I would be good at. I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd Picture Quote #1

I try to offset any tendency towards the macabre with humour. As I see it, this is a typically English form of humour. It's a piece with such jokes as the one about the man who was being led to the gallows to be hanged. He looked at the trap door in the gallows, which was flimsily constructed, and he asked in some alarm, 'I say, is that thing safe?' Picture Quote #1

I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter Picture Quote #1

It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude Picture Quote #1

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I’m pretty goofy. I laugh at my own jokes (Jokes Quotes) Everyone can write jokes and makes things clever (Jokes Quotes) I love telling myself jokes. I think I’m a riot (Jokes Quotes) I’m not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes (Jokes Quotes) I wish you would retire from telling jokes too (Jokes Quotes) I told jokes badly (Jokes Quotes) Your bayonet jokes are older than bayonets (Jokes Quotes) I hate cripple jokes. I can’t stand them (Jokes Quotes) Don’t make jokes about food (Jokes Quotes) Cripple jokes are so mean, I can’t stand them (Jokes Quotes) Jokes are unanswerable objections (Jokes Quotes) I don’t really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically (Jokes Quotes) Beware of jokes from which we go away hollow and ashamed (Jokes Quotes) I’m a fun person. I like cracking jokes and being completely nerdy. (Jokes Quotes) My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically. (Jokes Quotes) A civil servant doesn’t make jokes (Jokes Quotes) I come up with my jokes by thinking of a topic (Jokes Quotes) I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made ‘em up myself. (Jokes Quotes) Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise (Jokes Quotes) My daddy. He’s so funny! My whole family jokes around a lot. (Jokes Quotes) There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes (Jokes Quotes) Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections (Jokes Quotes) It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes (Jokes Quotes) Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office (Jokes Quotes) We've got people looking at our seamy side and our sad side a lot of the time because that's easier. It's much more difficult to make a film about happiness with lots of jokes in it (Jokes Quotes) To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other's hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time (Jokes Quotes) I'm not good at anything except writing jokes. I wasn't good at sports, I wasn't good at anything artsy, ever. I think there was a real worry for a while about what I would be good at. I was just this chubby little Indian kid who looked like a nerd (Jokes Quotes) I try to offset any tendency towards the macabre with humour. As I see it, this is a typically English form of humour. It's a piece with such jokes as the one about the man who was being led to the gallows to be hanged. He looked at the trap door in the gallows, which was flimsily constructed, and he asked in some alarm, 'I say, is that thing safe?' (Jokes Quotes) I love life in spite of all that mars it. I love friendship, jokes and laughter (Jokes Quotes) It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude (Jokes Quotes)

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