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Joke Quotes

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don’t get it Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it’s a good one Picture Quote #1

I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it’s over a decade now. No joke Picture Quote #1

The mind may be reluctant to think properly when thinking is all it is supposed to do; the task can be as paralysing as having to tell a joke or mimic an accent on demand Picture Quote #1

Sexual harassment legislation feels unfair to men because if they sued over an ethnic joke, or over a woman discussing pornography or asking them out, they’d be laughed out of the company Picture Quote #1

I’ve always been a jokester. The things I got in trouble for, when I was little, was always about making a joke or setting up a prank or being silly when I should be paying attention Picture Quote #1

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Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it’s a joke Picture Quote #1

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke Picture Quote #1

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes Picture Quote #1

My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat Picture Quote #1

The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him Picture Quote #1

I was saying as a joke the other day that I love film editing, I know how to cut a picture, I think I know how to shoot it, but I don’t know how to light it. And I realize it’s because I didn’t grow up with light. I grew up in tenements Picture Quote #1

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Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny Picture Quote #1

He was saying that the end of the world wasn’t an accident; it was a joke Picture Quote #1

When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can’t bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke Picture Quote #1

Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to Picture Quote #1

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world Picture Quote #1

If I can’t joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign Picture Quote #1

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Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public Picture Quote #1

My teammates know I’m down to earth. I’ll joke with them. But when it comes to basketball, I try to be serious about it Picture Quote #1

My mother doesn’t cook; my grandmother didn’t cook. Her kids were raised by servants. They would joke about Sunday night dinner. It was the only night she would cook, and apparently it was just horrendous, like scrambled eggs and Campbell’s soup Picture Quote #1

Senator John Kerry is in trouble for making a joke about soldiers being uneducated. As a result, Kerry promised to stop making jokes and stick to boring people Picture Quote #1

The entire Quran is a big joke. If it was not so violent, it would be the biggest comic book ever written Picture Quote #1

Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That’s why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money Picture Quote #1

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I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I’m going to go shopping during my five-hour shift Picture Quote #1

I’ll joke all day, but once I get in the gym, I’m going to work hard Picture Quote #1

I’m aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too Picture Quote #1

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I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don’t get it (Joke Quotes) I don’t mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it’s a good one (Joke Quotes) I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it’s over a decade now. No joke (Joke Quotes) The mind may be reluctant to think properly when thinking is all it is supposed to do; the task can be as paralysing as having to tell a joke or mimic an accent on demand (Joke Quotes) Sexual harassment legislation feels unfair to men because if they sued over an ethnic joke, or over a woman discussing pornography or asking them out, they’d be laughed out of the company (Joke Quotes) I’ve always been a jokester. The things I got in trouble for, when I was little, was always about making a joke or setting up a prank or being silly when I should be paying attention (Joke Quotes) Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it’s a joke (Joke Quotes) You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke (Joke Quotes) Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes (Joke Quotes) My friends joke because I will take my clothes off, at the drop of a hat (Joke Quotes) The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him (Joke Quotes) I was saying as a joke the other day that I love film editing, I know how to cut a picture, I think I know how to shoot it, but I don’t know how to light it. And I realize it’s because I didn’t grow up with light. I grew up in tenements (Joke Quotes) Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny (Joke Quotes) He was saying that the end of the world wasn’t an accident; it was a joke (Joke Quotes) When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can’t bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke (Joke Quotes) Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles. We are conquered if we try too conscientiously not to sin at all. So when the devil says to you: do not drink, answer him: I will drink, and right freely, just because you tell me not to (Joke Quotes) My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world (Joke Quotes) If I can’t joke about imminent death, then I might as well just resign (Joke Quotes) Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public (Joke Quotes) My teammates know I’m down to earth. I’ll joke with them. But when it comes to basketball, I try to be serious about it (Joke Quotes) My mother doesn’t cook; my grandmother didn’t cook. Her kids were raised by servants. They would joke about Sunday night dinner. It was the only night she would cook, and apparently it was just horrendous, like scrambled eggs and Campbell’s soup (Joke Quotes) Senator John Kerry is in trouble for making a joke about soldiers being uneducated. As a result, Kerry promised to stop making jokes and stick to boring people (Joke Quotes) The entire Quran is a big joke. If it was not so violent, it would be the biggest comic book ever written (Joke Quotes) Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That’s why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money... (Joke Quotes) I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I’m going to go shopping during my five-hour shift. (Joke Quotes) I’ll joke all day, but once I get in the gym, I’m going to work hard (Joke Quotes) I’m aware that I should end a joke with the good part, I choose not too (Joke Quotes)

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