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Joke Quotes

I thought conceptual art was a joke Picture Quote #1

I always joke deep down I’m really a teenage girl on the inside Picture Quote #1

I’m scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh Picture Quote #1

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke Picture Quote #1

The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact Picture Quote #1

I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke Picture Quote #1

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I think if the joke is in good taste - it’s a good joke Picture Quote #1

She loved three things Â- a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man Picture Quote #1

My friends joke that I'm dead until I get onstage. I'm dead right now as you're speaking to me Picture Quote #1

It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a poster child for anything, anger's a gorgeous emotion. It gets a bad rap, but it can make great changes happen Picture Quote #1

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world Picture Quote #1

Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood Picture Quote #1

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A joke was not a single use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella Picture Quote #1

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Picture Quote #1

I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not Picture Quote #1

You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue - agree with him Picture Quote #1

It’s a cosmic joke that I’m a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me Picture Quote #1

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I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke Picture Quote #1

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke Picture Quote #1

We feel that what’s too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt Picture Quote #1

I’ve been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain’t no joke Picture Quote #1

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical Picture Quote #1

Anything where we’re the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it Picture Quote #1

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There are certain things I don’t want to joke about. If it’s about somebody else, it’s fine. If it’s about me, I think it’s totally insensitive! Picture Quote #1

If you can’t joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what’s the point of jokes? What’s the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things Picture Quote #1

You only get one chance at life, not two! Don’t joke around with your own life Picture Quote #1

I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me Picture Quote #1

Think for yourself, and believe in yourself. Keep your skeptical antennae tuned in and in good working order at all times. We are free to develop our own hypotheses, which should be based in available evidence. When it comes to faith, have faith in yourself. And don’t forget to love, laugh, be kind to each other. Don’t take things so seriously, especially yourself. If the universe is a cosmic joke, remember to giggle. And remember to be astonished Picture Quote #1

I can never tell a joke, I’ve always found it easier to just fall over Picture Quote #1

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I thought conceptual art was a joke (Joke Quotes) I always joke deep down I’m really a teenage girl on the inside (Joke Quotes) I’m scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh (Joke Quotes) In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke (Joke Quotes) The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact (Joke Quotes) I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke (Joke Quotes) I think if the joke is in good taste - it’s a good joke (Joke Quotes) She loved three things Â- a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man (Joke Quotes) My friends joke that I'm dead until I get onstage. I'm dead right now as you're speaking to me (Joke Quotes) It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a poster child for anything, anger's a gorgeous emotion. It gets a bad rap, but it can make great changes happen (Joke Quotes) My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world (Joke Quotes) Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood (Joke Quotes) A joke was not a single use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella (Joke Quotes) Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion (Joke Quotes) Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? (Joke Quotes) I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not (Joke Quotes) You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue - agree with him (Joke Quotes) It’s a cosmic joke that I’m a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me (Joke Quotes) I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke (Joke Quotes) A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke (Joke Quotes) We feel that what’s too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt (Joke Quotes) I’ve been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain’t no joke (Joke Quotes) I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical (Joke Quotes) Anything where we’re the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it (Joke Quotes) There are certain things I don’t want to joke about. If it’s about somebody else, it’s fine. If it’s about me, I think it’s totally insensitive! (Joke Quotes) If you can’t joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what’s the point of jokes? What’s the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things (Joke Quotes) You only get one chance at life, not two! Don’t joke around with your own life (Joke Quotes) I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me (Joke Quotes) Think for yourself, and believe in yourself. Keep your skeptical antennae tuned in and in good working order at all times. We are free to develop our own hypotheses, which should be based in available evidence. When it comes to faith, have faith in yourself. And don’t forget to love, laugh, be kind to each other. Don’t take things so seriously, especially yourself. If the universe is a cosmic joke, remember to giggle. And remember to be astonished (Joke Quotes) I can never tell a joke, I’ve always found it easier to just fall over (Joke Quotes)

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