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Joke Quotes

Dressing is a pleasure; clothes are not a joke Picture Quote #1

One of my secrets is to joke all the time Picture Quote #1

A beautiful problem is no joke! Picture Quote #1

It ain’t no joke when you lose your vinyl Picture Quote #1

I don’t like to joke about dating Picture Quote #1

A college joke to cure the dumps Picture Quote #1

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I enjoy the way I look, but it’s a joke Picture Quote #1

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself Picture Quote #1

I am a rune a carrot a little joke Picture Quote #1

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away Picture Quote #1

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned Picture Quote #1

I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke! Picture Quote #1

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Sex is God’s joke on human beings Picture Quote #1

Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions Picture Quote #1

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

I believe you can joke about anything Picture Quote #1

I thought conceptual art was a joke Picture Quote #1

My friends joke that I'm dead until I get onstage. I'm dead right now as you're speaking to me Picture Quote #1

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It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a poster child for anything, anger's a gorgeous emotion. It gets a bad rap, but it can make great changes happen Picture Quote #1

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world Picture Quote #1

Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood Picture Quote #1

A joke was not a single use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella Picture Quote #1

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Picture Quote #1

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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not Picture Quote #1

You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue - agree with him Picture Quote #1

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke Picture Quote #1

I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical Picture Quote #1

There are certain things I don’t want to joke about. If it’s about somebody else, it’s fine. If it’s about me, I think it’s totally insensitive! Picture Quote #1

If you can’t joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what’s the point of jokes? What’s the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things Picture Quote #1

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Dressing is a pleasure; clothes are not a joke (Joke Quotes) One of my secrets is to joke all the time (Joke Quotes) A beautiful problem is no joke! (Joke Quotes) It ain’t no joke when you lose your vinyl (Joke Quotes) I don’t like to joke about dating (Joke Quotes) A college joke to cure the dumps (Joke Quotes) I enjoy the way I look, but it’s a joke (Joke Quotes) Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself (Joke Quotes) I am a rune a carrot a little joke (Joke Quotes) Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away (Joke Quotes) If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned (Joke Quotes) I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke! (Joke Quotes) Sex is God’s joke on human beings (Joke Quotes) Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions (Joke Quotes) A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion (Joke Quotes) I believe you can joke about anything (Joke Quotes) I thought conceptual art was a joke (Joke Quotes) My friends joke that I'm dead until I get onstage. I'm dead right now as you're speaking to me (Joke Quotes) It's a joke to think that anyone is one thing. We're all such complex creatures. But if I'm going to be a poster child for anything, anger's a gorgeous emotion. It gets a bad rap, but it can make great changes happen (Joke Quotes) My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world (Joke Quotes) Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood (Joke Quotes) A joke was not a single use item but something you brought out again and again until it fell apart in your hand like a cheap umbrella (Joke Quotes) Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion (Joke Quotes) Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? (Joke Quotes) I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not (Joke Quotes) You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue - agree with him (Joke Quotes) I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke (Joke Quotes) I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical (Joke Quotes) There are certain things I don’t want to joke about. If it’s about somebody else, it’s fine. If it’s about me, I think it’s totally insensitive! (Joke Quotes) If you can’t joke about the most horrendous things in the world, what’s the point of jokes? What’s the point in having humor? Humor is to get us over terrible things (Joke Quotes)

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