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Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke (Joke Quotes)
Art should be serious, not a joke. I don’t like to laugh about art (Joke Quotes)
Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke (Joke Quotes)
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away (Joke Quotes)
If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned (Joke Quotes)
If fate doesn’t make you laugh, you just don’t get the joke (Joke Quotes)
Hey, that’s life, flick it off if you can’t take a joke (Joke Quotes)
Failure and unhappiness is easier because you can make a joke out of it (Joke Quotes)
I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke (Joke Quotes)
This is a wonderful joke to play upon a prisoner, to promise forgiveness (Joke Quotes)
Luck was a joke. Even good luck was just bad luck with its hair combed (Joke Quotes)
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents (Joke Quotes)
Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices (Joke Quotes)
Running for me is a sport. It’s not a joke. It’s serious (Joke Quotes)
I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke! (Joke Quotes)
Sex is God’s joke on human beings (Joke Quotes)
The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy (Joke Quotes)
He who does not understand a joke, he does not understand Danish (Joke Quotes)
I feel like a lot of comedies out are just the same consistent joke (Joke Quotes)
You have a real talent for milking a dick joke (Joke Quotes)
Never joke with the press. Irony does not translate into newsprint (Joke Quotes)
Not laughing at a joke because you don’t like the person who told it (Joke Quotes)
Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions (Joke Quotes)
The stuff about film being a collaborative medium is no joke (Joke Quotes)
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion (Joke Quotes)
Sorry you misinterpreted my brilliant joke as horribly offensive (Joke Quotes)
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long (Joke Quotes)
Donald Trump will be a tragedy, a sad joke in American history (Joke Quotes)
Art should be serious, not a joke. I don’t like to laugh about art. (Joke Quotes)
I believe you can joke about anything (Joke Quotes)