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Joan Rivers Quotes

I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked Picture Quote #1

I have no sex appeal; if my husband didn’t toss and turn, we’d never have had the kid Picture Quote #1

After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body Picture Quote #1

The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery Picture Quote #1

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name Picture Quote #1

If you can’t make fun of yourself, you don’t have any right to make fun of others Picture Quote #1

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I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool Picture Quote #1

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I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked (Joan Rivers Quotes) I have no sex appeal; if my husband didn’t toss and turn, we’d never have had the kid (Joan Rivers Quotes) After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body (Joan Rivers Quotes) The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery (Joan Rivers Quotes) Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name (Joan Rivers Quotes) If you can’t make fun of yourself, you don’t have any right to make fun of others (Joan Rivers Quotes) I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool (Joan Rivers Quotes)

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