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Joan Rivers Quotes

With this face, I need all the deals I can get Picture Quote #1
My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating Picture Quote #1
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process Picture Quote #1
Anyone that says looks don’t count is lying Picture Quote #1
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do Picture Quote #1
What we do is a calling... we make people happy Picture Quote #1
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Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it Picture Quote #1
Happiness, at my age, is breathing Picture Quote #1
Never floss a stranger Picture Quote #1
Never buy a fur from a vegetarian Picture Quote #1
Two is company; three is fifty bucks Picture Quote #1
Better laid than never Picture Quote #1
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My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time Picture Quote #1
I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, ‘Marry him. You’ll double your wardrobe.’ Picture Quote #1
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again Picture Quote #1
I think Hillary Clinton’s style is perfect. Perfect. You don’t notice what she’s wearing, you notice the woman Picture Quote #1
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear Picture Quote #1
Life is very tough. If you don’t laugh, it’s tough Picture Quote #1
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I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware Picture Quote #1
I have a million dollar figure... but it’s all loose change Picture Quote #1
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you Picture Quote #1
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found Picture Quote #1
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer Picture Quote #1
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be Picture Quote #1
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them Picture Quote #1
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are Picture Quote #1
Never floss with a stranger Picture Quote #1
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl Picture Quote #1
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened Picture Quote #1
I’m in nobody’s circle, I’ve always been an outsider Picture Quote #1
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With this face, I need all the deals I can get  (Joan Rivers Quotes) My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Don’t worry about the money. Love the process  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Anyone that says looks don’t count is lying  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Never admit that your back goes out more than you do  (Joan Rivers Quotes) What we do is a calling... we make people happy  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Happiness, at my age, is breathing  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Never floss a stranger  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Never buy a fur from a vegetarian  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Two is company; three is fifty bucks  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Better laid than never  (Joan Rivers Quotes) My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, ‘Marry him. You’ll double your wardrobe.’  (Joan Rivers Quotes) A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again.  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I think Hillary Clinton’s style is perfect. Perfect. You don’t notice what she’s wearing, you notice the woman  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Life is very tough. If you don’t laugh, it’s tough  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I have a million dollar figure... but it’s all loose change  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you  (Joan Rivers Quotes) The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Never floss with a stranger  (Joan Rivers Quotes) There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I was smart enough to go through any door that opened  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I’m in nobody’s circle, I’ve always been an outsider  (Joan Rivers Quotes)
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