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Joan Rivers Quotes

Every television show you go on is a choice Picture Quote #1
I hate reality shows that are not reality Picture Quote #1
No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card Picture Quote #1
Looking 50 is great, if you’re 60 Picture Quote #1
Why women don’t blink during foreplay... not enough time Picture Quote #1
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak Picture Quote #1
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Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery Picture Quote #1
The thing is, I’m happiest when I’m on stage Picture Quote #1
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! Picture Quote #1
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train Picture Quote #1
You have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you Picture Quote #1
Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target Picture Quote #1
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Run scared... and they never catch you Picture Quote #1
Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending Picture Quote #1
Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional Picture Quote #1
Having a baby can be a scream Picture Quote #1
I’m not trying to be the next Joan Rivers Picture Quote #1
I now consider it a good day when I don’t step on my boobs Picture Quote #1
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy Picture Quote #1
Having a baby is definitely a labor of love Picture Quote #1
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it... Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things Picture Quote #1
Moving on is a gift you give yourself Picture Quote #1
I was my own buddy in camp Picture Quote #1
If you don’t think you’re funny, no one else will Picture Quote #1
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I lived to be on stage, and I’m terrified. Terrified before every show Picture Quote #1
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on Picture Quote #1
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp Picture Quote #1
In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none Picture Quote #1
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade Picture Quote #1
You know you’re getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don’t know anyone who can see through it Picture Quote #1
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Every television show you go on is a choice  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I hate reality shows that are not reality  (Joan Rivers Quotes) No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Looking 50 is great, if you’re 60  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Why women don’t blink during foreplay... not enough time  (Joan Rivers Quotes) We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery  (Joan Rivers Quotes) The thing is, I’m happiest when I’m on stage  (Joan Rivers Quotes) At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!  (Joan Rivers Quotes) To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train  (Joan Rivers Quotes) You have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Run scared... and they never catch you  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Any form of complacency is the kiss of death for any professional  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Having a baby can be a scream  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I’m not trying to be the next Joan Rivers  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I now consider it a good day when I don’t step on my boobs  (Joan Rivers Quotes) My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Having a baby is definitely a labor of love  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Life goes by fast. Enjoy it... Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Moving on is a gift you give yourself  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I was my own buddy in camp  (Joan Rivers Quotes) If you don’t think you’re funny, no one else will  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I lived to be on stage, and I’m terrified. Terrified before every show  (Joan Rivers Quotes) My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on  (Joan Rivers Quotes) A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp  (Joan Rivers Quotes) In life the only thing that you can expect is the unexpected; the only surprise is a day that has none  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade  (Joan Rivers Quotes) You know you’re getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don’t know anyone who can see through it  (Joan Rivers Quotes)
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