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Joan Rivers Quotes

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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking  (Joan Rivers Quotes) In every human endeavor, persistence is everything  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I was not an attractive child  (Joan Rivers Quotes) My audiences get younger all the time  (Joan Rivers Quotes) What we do is a calling...we make people happy  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Why women don’t blink during foreplay... not enough time.  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Never floss a stranger  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Happiness, at my age, is breathing  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Never buy a fur from a vegetarian  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it  (Joan Rivers Quotes) What we do is a calling... we make people happy  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Better laid than never  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Anyone that says looks don’t count is lying  (Joan Rivers Quotes) With this face, I need all the deals I can get  (Joan Rivers Quotes) If you laugh at it, you can deal with it  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny  (Joan Rivers Quotes) She’s so fat, she’s my two best friends  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Why women don’t blink during foreplay... not enough time  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Two is company; three is fifty bucks  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery  (Joan Rivers Quotes) At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, ‘Marry him. You’ll double your wardrobe.’  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Looking 50 is great, if you’re 60  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I hate reality shows that are not reality  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Every television show you go on is a choice  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Never floss with a stranger  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer  (Joan Rivers Quotes)
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