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Joan Rivers Quotes

Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending Picture Quote #1

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking Picture Quote #1

If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor Picture Quote #1

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds Picture Quote #1

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it Picture Quote #1

In every human endeavor, persistence is everything Picture Quote #1

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I was not an attractive child Picture Quote #1

Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death Picture Quote #1

All my friends are dying. That’s why I always wear black Picture Quote #1

My audiences get younger all the time Picture Quote #1

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can’t dress Picture Quote #1

Comedy is a very rough beat. It’s no holds barred, as it should be Picture Quote #1

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Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening Picture Quote #1

Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery Picture Quote #1

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips Picture Quote #1

Why women don’t blink during foreplay... not enough time Picture Quote #1

I am a huge ‘Downton Abbey’ fan - huge! Picture Quote #1

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny Picture Quote #1

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What we do is a calling...we make people happy Picture Quote #1

If I found her floating in my pool, I’d punish my dog Picture Quote #1

I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny Picture Quote #1

I was born in 1962 and the room next to me was 1963 Picture Quote #1

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry Picture Quote #1

My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken Picture Quote #1

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She’s so fat, she’s my two best friends Picture Quote #1

If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly Picture Quote #1

When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you Picture Quote #1

Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present Picture Quote #1

Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny Picture Quote #1

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it Picture Quote #1

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Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending. (Joan Rivers Quotes) I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking (Joan Rivers Quotes) If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor (Joan Rivers Quotes) Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds (Joan Rivers Quotes) The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it (Joan Rivers Quotes) In every human endeavor, persistence is everything (Joan Rivers Quotes) I was not an attractive child (Joan Rivers Quotes) Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death (Joan Rivers Quotes) All my friends are dying. That’s why I always wear black. (Joan Rivers Quotes) My audiences get younger all the time (Joan Rivers Quotes) Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can’t dress (Joan Rivers Quotes) Comedy is a very rough beat. It’s no holds barred, as it should be. (Joan Rivers Quotes) Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening (Joan Rivers Quotes) Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery (Joan Rivers Quotes) Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. (Joan Rivers Quotes) Why women don’t blink during foreplay... not enough time. (Joan Rivers Quotes) I am a huge ‘Downton Abbey’ fan - huge! (Joan Rivers Quotes) Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny. (Joan Rivers Quotes) What we do is a calling...we make people happy (Joan Rivers Quotes) If I found her floating in my pool, I’d punish my dog (Joan Rivers Quotes) I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny (Joan Rivers Quotes) I was born in 1962 and the room next to me was 1963 (Joan Rivers Quotes) I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry (Joan Rivers Quotes) My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken. (Joan Rivers Quotes) She’s so fat, she’s my two best friends (Joan Rivers Quotes) If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly (Joan Rivers Quotes) When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you (Joan Rivers Quotes) Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present (Joan Rivers Quotes) Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny (Joan Rivers Quotes) If you laugh at it, you can deal with it (Joan Rivers Quotes)

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