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Jarod Kintz Quotes

Her golden hair moved like a hundred moths, all trying to saturate themselves in sunlight, while his hair was spiked like cleats, and he wore a shoe for a hat. He said it helped him to headstands while looking up her dress Picture Quote #1

To know is good, but to know how to use that knowledge is better. And to acknowledge the wisdom in this is the best Picture Quote #1

Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian Picture Quote #1

Cages are good. My heart is in my rib cage, and love is in my heart. We should put more things in cages, like politicians Picture Quote #1

Can the government grow the economy like a farmer grows an erection, or a male porn star grows a tree? Picture Quote #1

Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking Picture Quote #1

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Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication Picture Quote #1

Who leads the world in consumption? America! Who has more lawyers per capita? America! Who has the highest incarceration rate? America! What is the greatest country on earth? America! Picture Quote #1

We made love like we made grilled cheese sandwiches. Did the sandwiches cause us to have sex? Did one bullet lead to WWI? Picture Quote #1

We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the same Picture Quote #1

When I compete, I leave it all on the table. That’s my philosophy for the Hot Dog Eating Contest. Do you know what’s in those things? Gross! Picture Quote #1

I think Gummy Bears should be the universal symbol for peace, because peace leads to prosperity, prosperity leads to decadence, and decadence leads to diabetes Picture Quote #1

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Holding hands with your lover is special, especially when that hand is plastic, and that lover is a mannequin Picture Quote #1

The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris’ karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren’t making love in it Picture Quote #1

Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet Picture Quote #1

Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know I sell happy-to-see-me’s and bananas individually or by the pocketful Picture Quote #1

I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage) Picture Quote #1

I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I studied door-to-door salesmanship. This was before the doorbell was invented Picture Quote #1

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Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, maybe you should ask my new albino secretary Picture Quote #1

Tempers are temporary, but hateful and hurtful words can be remembered forever. Leave a legacy of love and say only kind things Picture Quote #1

I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can Picture Quote #1

Be mindful and heartempty, because you’ve got no love left in it due to you having given it all away Picture Quote #1

The best part about having kids is not actually having to have kids. Thank you, women Picture Quote #1

The curve of her smile, the curve of the small of her back, the curve of her laugh, everything about her makes me want to be more well-rounded Picture Quote #1

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My heartbeat is a pulse, and it pumps out sonic vibrations that resonate with her mind as she lays her head on my chest. Listen silently and you can hear the frequency of love Picture Quote #1

His name was Chase, so to make things interesting, I gave him a bit of a head start. Sort of like I do when pursuing a woman that I love Picture Quote #1

How do new watches catch up with old watches that have had more time to get a head start? This is what I pondered while I waited on her to fall in love with me Picture Quote #1

My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do NOT attempt to snort it or distribute as a healthy cocaine substitute.) Picture Quote #1

She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can Picture Quote #1

My love for you is like a Florida sunset. Orange, coral, pink, and lavender, it exists to warm your heart through the inevitable darkness Picture Quote #1

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Her golden hair moved like a hundred moths, all trying to saturate themselves in sunlight, while his hair was spiked like cleats, and he wore a shoe for a hat. He said it helped him to headstands while looking up her dress. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) To know is good, but to know how to use that knowledge is better. And to acknowledge the wisdom in this is the best. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Cages are good. My heart is in my rib cage, and love is in my heart. We should put more things in cages, like politicians. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Can the government grow the economy like a farmer grows an erection, or a male porn star grows a tree? (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Who leads the world in consumption? America! Who has more lawyers per capita? America! Who has the highest incarceration rate? America! What is the greatest country on earth? America! (Jarod Kintz Quotes) We made love like we made grilled cheese sandwiches. Did the sandwiches cause us to have sex? Did one bullet lead to WWI? (Jarod Kintz Quotes) We made love like I make grilled cheese sandwiches. I had no idea what I was doing, but she melted into me all the same. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) When I compete, I leave it all on the table. That’s my philosophy for the Hot Dog Eating Contest. Do you know what’s in those things? Gross! (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I think Gummy Bears should be the universal symbol for peace, because peace leads to prosperity, prosperity leads to decadence, and decadence leads to diabetes. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Holding hands with your lover is special, especially when that hand is plastic, and that lover is a mannequin. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris’ karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren’t making love in it. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know I sell happy-to-see-me’s and bananas individually or by the pocketful. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I water my driveway, and I drive a hard bargain to work (it gets great gas mileage) (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I studied door-to-door salesmanship. This was before the doorbell was invented. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, maybe you should ask my new albino secretary. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Tempers are temporary, but hateful and hurtful words can be remembered forever. Leave a legacy of love and say only kind things. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) Be mindful and heartempty, because you’ve got no love left in it due to you having given it all away. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) The best part about having kids is not actually having to have kids. Thank you, women. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) The curve of her smile, the curve of the small of her back, the curve of her laugh, everything about her makes me want to be more well-rounded. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My heartbeat is a pulse, and it pumps out sonic vibrations that resonate with her mind as she lays her head on my chest. Listen silently and you can hear the frequency of love. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) His name was Chase, so to make things interesting, I gave him a bit of a head start. Sort of like I do when pursuing a woman that I love. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) How do new watches catch up with old watches that have had more time to get a head start? This is what I pondered while I waited on her to fall in love with me. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My love is powdered sunshine. Just add water. (Warning: Do NOT attempt to snort it or distribute as a healthy cocaine substitute.) (Jarod Kintz Quotes) She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can. (Jarod Kintz Quotes) My love for you is like a Florida sunset. Orange, coral, pink, and lavender, it exists to warm your heart through the inevitable darkness. (Jarod Kintz Quotes)

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