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Groucho Marx Quotes

I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn’t end there Picture Quote #1

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book Picture Quote #1

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says,

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course Picture Quote #1

I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members Picture Quote #1

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others Picture Quote #1

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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks Picture Quote #1

I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book Picture Quote #1

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot Picture Quote #1

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed. Somebody once said it’s what you don’t see you’re interested in, and this is true Picture Quote #1

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you Picture Quote #1

Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! Picture Quote #1

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Hey, when I said work fast, I didn’t mean your friend, I meant the maid Picture Quote #1

She’s afraid that if she leaves, she’ll become the life of the party Picture Quote #1

I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork Picture Quote #1

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I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn’t end there (Groucho Marx Quotes) I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book (Groucho Marx Quotes) There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes, " you know he is a crook (Groucho Marx Quotes) I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course (Groucho Marx Quotes) I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members (Groucho Marx Quotes) Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them... well, I have others (Groucho Marx Quotes) I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks (Groucho Marx Quotes) I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book (Groucho Marx Quotes) He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot (Groucho Marx Quotes) I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed. Somebody once said it’s what you don’t see you’re interested in, and this is true (Groucho Marx Quotes) If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you (Groucho Marx Quotes) Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! (Groucho Marx Quotes) Hey, when I said work fast, I didn’t mean your friend, I meant the maid (Groucho Marx Quotes) She’s afraid that if she leaves, she’ll become the life of the party (Groucho Marx Quotes) I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork (Groucho Marx Quotes)

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