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Groucho Marx Quotes

Here’s to our wives and girlfriends... May they never meet! Picture Quote #1

You bet I’m shy. I’m a shyster lawyer Picture Quote #1

Say the secret word and win a hundred dollars Picture Quote #1

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse Picture Quote #1

But what makes wage slaves? Wages! Picture Quote #1

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon Picture Quote #1

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Now there’s a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! Picture Quote #1

If he’s been married for 31 years, he’s not the same man Picture Quote #1

Before I speak, I have something important to say Picture Quote #1

A man’s only as old as the woman he feels Picture Quote #1

Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped Picture Quote #1

Go, and never darken my towels again Picture Quote #1

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Room service? Send up a larger room Picture Quote #1

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you Picture Quote #1

I intend to live forever, or die trying Picture Quote #1

Don’t let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose Picture Quote #1

Time wounds all heels Picture Quote #1

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? Picture Quote #1

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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music Picture Quote #1

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running Picture Quote #1

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats Picture Quote #1

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him Picture Quote #1

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot Picture Quote #1

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member Picture Quote #1

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I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it Picture Quote #1

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury Picture Quote #1

Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first Picture Quote #1

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining Picture Quote #1

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom Picture Quote #1

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms Picture Quote #1

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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends... May they never meet! (Groucho Marx Quotes) You bet I’m shy. I’m a shyster lawyer (Groucho Marx Quotes) Say the secret word and win a hundred dollars (Groucho Marx Quotes) Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse (Groucho Marx Quotes) But what makes wage slaves? Wages! (Groucho Marx Quotes) She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon (Groucho Marx Quotes) Now there’s a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! (Groucho Marx Quotes) If he’s been married for 31 years, he’s not the same man (Groucho Marx Quotes) Before I speak, I have something important to say (Groucho Marx Quotes) A man’s only as old as the woman he feels (Groucho Marx Quotes) Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped (Groucho Marx Quotes) Go, and never darken my towels again (Groucho Marx Quotes) Room service? Send up a larger room (Groucho Marx Quotes) If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you (Groucho Marx Quotes) I intend to live forever, or die trying (Groucho Marx Quotes) Don’t let the fear of the thorn keep you from the rose (Groucho Marx Quotes) Time wounds all heels (Groucho Marx Quotes) Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? (Groucho Marx Quotes) Military justice is to justice what military music is to music (Groucho Marx Quotes) A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running (Groucho Marx Quotes) All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats (Groucho Marx Quotes) Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him (Groucho Marx Quotes) Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot (Groucho Marx Quotes) I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member (Groucho Marx Quotes) I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it (Groucho Marx Quotes) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury (Groucho Marx Quotes) Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first (Groucho Marx Quotes) I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining (Groucho Marx Quotes) In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom (Groucho Marx Quotes) Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms (Groucho Marx Quotes)

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