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Groucho Marx Quotes
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I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are (Groucho Marx Quotes)
There’s one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... retire! (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Always examine the dice (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks (Groucho Marx Quotes)
That’s nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight (Groucho Marx Quotes)
If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I wish you’d keep my hands to yourself (Groucho Marx Quotes)
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Women should be obscene, not heard (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Celebrate the cracks, because that’s how the light comes in (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I’ll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I hope they bury me near a strait man (Groucho Marx Quotes)
How would you like to feel the way she looks (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Anybody who doesn’t like this book is healthy (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Here’s to our wives and girlfriends... May they never meet! (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member (Groucho Marx Quotes)
You bet I’m shy. I’m a shyster lawyer (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Don’t point that beard at me. It might go off (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Say the secret word and win a hundred dollars (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse (Groucho Marx Quotes)
But what makes wage slaves? Wages! (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I am a man and you are a woman. I can’t think of a better arrangement (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Now there’s a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I’m not going to pay good money to join a club that lets in people like me (Groucho Marx Quotes)
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him (Groucho Marx Quotes)
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it (Groucho Marx Quotes)
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five (Groucho Marx Quotes)