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Groucho Marx Quotes

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when the hostess has only twelve chops Picture Quote #1

Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first Picture Quote #1

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early Picture Quote #1

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does Picture Quote #1

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five Picture Quote #1

You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff Picture Quote #1

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Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast Picture Quote #1

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks Picture Quote #1

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book Picture Quote #1

I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed. Somebody once said it’s what you don’t see you’re interested in, and this is true Picture Quote #1

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says,

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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot Picture Quote #1

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Thirteen at a table is unlucky only, when the hostess has only twelve chops (Groucho Marx Quotes) Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question first (Groucho Marx Quotes) No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early (Groucho Marx Quotes) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does (Groucho Marx Quotes) A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five (Groucho Marx Quotes) You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff (Groucho Marx Quotes) Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast (Groucho Marx Quotes) I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course (Groucho Marx Quotes) I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks (Groucho Marx Quotes) I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go into the library and read a good book (Groucho Marx Quotes) I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed. Somebody once said it’s what you don’t see you’re interested in, and this is true (Groucho Marx Quotes) There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes, " you know he is a crook (Groucho Marx Quotes) He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot (Groucho Marx Quotes)

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