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Groucho Marx Quotes

Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
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Humor is reason gone mad  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana  (Groucho Marx Quotes) One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife  (Groucho Marx Quotes) If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong  (Groucho Marx Quotes) You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters  (Groucho Marx Quotes) No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend  (Groucho Marx Quotes) You are going Uruguay, and I’m going my way  (Groucho Marx Quotes) It’s hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa  (Groucho Marx Quotes) How do you feel about women’s rights? I like either side of them  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I’ve been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you  (Groucho Marx Quotes) If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I must confess, I was born at a very early age  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it  (Groucho Marx Quotes) There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one’s fellow man  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Growing old is something you do if you’re lucky  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it  (Groucho Marx Quotes) She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I must confess, I was born at a very early age  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Before I speak, I have something important to say  (Groucho Marx Quotes) A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke  (Groucho Marx Quotes) A man’s only as old as the woman he feels  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Go, and never darken my towels again  (Groucho Marx Quotes)
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