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Groucho Marx Quotes

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Humor is reason gone mad  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I must confess, I was born at a very early age  (Groucho Marx Quotes) It’s hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa  (Groucho Marx Quotes) You are going Uruguay, and I’m going my way  (Groucho Marx Quotes) One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse  (Groucho Marx Quotes) No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Was that you or the duck?  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Home is where you hang your head  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I must confess, I was born at a very early age  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Whatever it is, I’m against it  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Any place I hang my head is home  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Do you mind if I don’t smoke?  (Groucho Marx Quotes) The only real laughter comes from despair  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Hello, I must be going  (Groucho Marx Quotes) All geniuses die young  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Marriage is the chief cause of divorce  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Only if the computers really love each other  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I cannot say that I don’t disagree with you  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Always examine the dice  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I wish you’d keep my hands to yourself  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Women should be obscene, not heard  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I hope they bury me near a strait man  (Groucho Marx Quotes) How would you like to feel the way she looks  (Groucho Marx Quotes)
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