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George Carlin Quotes
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Life is a series of dogs (George Carlin Quotes)
Sometimes a little brain damage can help (George Carlin Quotes)
Is there another word for synonym? (George Carlin Quotes)
The older you get, the better you realize you were (George Carlin Quotes)
I have this real moron thing I do? It’s called thinking (George Carlin Quotes)
A cat will blink when struck with a hammer (George Carlin Quotes)
All music is the blues. All of it (George Carlin Quotes)
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked? (George Carlin Quotes)
If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it (George Carlin Quotes)
Cancer research is a growth industry (George Carlin Quotes)
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? (George Carlin Quotes)
If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor (George Carlin Quotes)
The future will soon be a thing of the past (George Carlin Quotes)
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been (George Carlin Quotes)
If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it! (George Carlin Quotes)
Hooray for most things! (George Carlin Quotes)
What was the best thing before sliced bread? (George Carlin Quotes)
Life is a zero sum game (George Carlin Quotes)
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? (George Carlin Quotes)
An art thief is a man who takes pictures (George Carlin Quotes)
A pear is a failed apple (George Carlin Quotes)
Good news for senior citizens: Death is near! (George Carlin Quotes)
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!! (George Carlin Quotes)
Your home is your refuge (George Carlin Quotes)
Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails (George Carlin Quotes)
The planet isn’t going anywhere. We are (George Carlin Quotes)
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate (George Carlin Quotes)
Weather forecast for tonight: dark (George Carlin Quotes)
I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights (George Carlin Quotes)
I’ve never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea (George Carlin Quotes)