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George Carlin Quotes

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups Picture Quote #1
Think of how stupid the average person is, and the realize that half of them are stupider than that Picture Quote #1
Don't just teach your children to read, teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything Picture Quote #1
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town Picture Quote #1
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats Picture Quote #1
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar Picture Quote #1
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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity Picture Quote #1
I’m 63 now. But that’s just 17 Celsius Picture Quote #1
Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey Picture Quote #1
Language always gives you away Picture Quote #1
We are all precancerous Picture Quote #1
Everything beeps now Picture Quote #1
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Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom Picture Quote #1
I believe you can joke about anything Picture Quote #1
The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid Picture Quote #1
I do something about the weather. I stay home Picture Quote #1
Let’s not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine Picture Quote #1
The planet isn’t going anywhere. We are Picture Quote #1
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Most people are not particularly good at anything Picture Quote #1
Religion is just mind control Picture Quote #1
Electricity is really just organized lightning Picture Quote #1
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things Picture Quote #1
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time Picture Quote #1
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans Picture Quote #1
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Always do whatever's next Picture Quote #1
Atheism is a non-prophet organization Picture Quote #1
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth Picture Quote #1
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little Picture Quote #1
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him Picture Quote #1
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten Picture Quote #1
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups  (George Carlin Quotes) Think of how stupid the average person is, and the realize that half of them are stupider than that  (George Carlin Quotes) Don't just teach your children to read, teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything  (George Carlin Quotes) Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town  (George Carlin Quotes) And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats  (George Carlin Quotes) You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar  (George Carlin Quotes) The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity  (George Carlin Quotes) I’m 63 now. But that’s just 17 Celsius  (George Carlin Quotes) Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey  (George Carlin Quotes) Language always gives you away  (George Carlin Quotes) We are all precancerous  (George Carlin Quotes) Everything beeps now  (George Carlin Quotes) Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom  (George Carlin Quotes) I believe you can joke about anything  (George Carlin Quotes) The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid  (George Carlin Quotes) I do something about the weather. I stay home.  (George Carlin Quotes) Let’s not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.  (George Carlin Quotes) The planet isn’t going anywhere. We are.  (George Carlin Quotes) Most people are not particularly good at anything  (George Carlin Quotes) Religion is just mind control  (George Carlin Quotes) Electricity is really just organized lightning  (George Carlin Quotes) Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things  (George Carlin Quotes) Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time  (George Carlin Quotes) You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans  (George Carlin Quotes) Always do whatever's next  (George Carlin Quotes) Atheism is a non-prophet organization  (George Carlin Quotes) By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth  (George Carlin Quotes) If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little  (George Carlin Quotes) If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him  (George Carlin Quotes) If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten  (George Carlin Quotes)
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