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Funny Quotes

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone Picture Quote #1

I’d always thought that my awkwardness was a thin veil disguising the real me. The me that was funny and could write songs that touched people. The me that would one day find some beautiful, intelligent boy who’d recognize me as his soul mate. The me who was secretly pretty and stylish if only someone would lift the veil and see. But I was beginning to suspect that underneath the awkwardness there was just more awkwardness and not much else. And that would explain why I stood in a room full of people and felt like the loneliest girl in the world Picture Quote #1

If I hadn’t been told I was garbage, I wouldn’t have learned how to show people I’m talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn’t have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn’t told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn’t tried to break me down, I wouldn’t know that I’m unbreakable Picture Quote #1

Sure. I’d like to live regular. Go home to a good looking wife, a hot dinner, and a husky kid. But I guess I got film in my blood. I love this racket. It’s exciting. It’s dangerous. It’s funny. It’s tough. It’s heartbreaking Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how life can change so much but still nothing changes at all. Or maybe it’s that life changes, but you as a person don’t or maybe we adjust, but don’t actually change Picture Quote #1

We get so worried about being pretty. Let’s be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong Picture Quote #1

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Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless Picture Quote #1

About mistakes it’s funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad Picture Quote #1

When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive part of a person’s sensibility. It’s an almost impossible thing to teach anyone, which leads me to believe that it’s intuitive Picture Quote #1

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw Picture Quote #1

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows Picture Quote #1

I like to smoke, and when you smoke, things become less serious and you find the funny in things. So, even movies that aren’t funny, they end up turning into comedies to me Picture Quote #1

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I do think funny is like sexy. You’re either funny and sexy, or you’re not Picture Quote #1

Being funny should be an incidental byproduct of trying to get to something truthful, not a destination in itself Picture Quote #1

I don’t aim it at anybody specific, I don’t aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals or blue collar, just whatever I think is going to be funny and it just so happens that Picture Quote #1

It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier Picture Quote #1

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I’ve got some really, really, funny, clever fans Picture Quote #1

I’m probably not very funny. The scripts just don’t come in, or the ones that do aren’t that good. I suppose I’m just an old drama queen, really Picture Quote #1

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For some reason, people find me funny. It’s quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It’s even harder to define why a person would be funny. It’s a word that I can’t define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it Picture Quote #1

I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad Picture Quote #1

People don’t know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space.. its funny Picture Quote #1

Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until its over Picture Quote #1

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! Picture Quote #1

Hate is funny. Love isn’t. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! Picture Quote #1

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away Picture Quote #1

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can’t begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else Picture Quote #1

If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, don’t you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out Picture Quote #1

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Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone (Funny Quotes) I’d always thought that my awkwardness was a thin veil disguising the real me. The me that was funny and could write songs that touched people. The me that would one day find some beautiful, intelligent boy who’d recognize me as his soul mate. The me who was secretly pretty and stylish if only someone would lift the veil and see. But I was beginning to suspect that underneath the awkwardness there was just more awkwardness and not much else. And that would explain why I stood in a room full of people and felt like the loneliest girl in the world (Funny Quotes) If I hadn’t been told I was garbage, I wouldn’t have learned how to show people I’m talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn’t have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn’t told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn’t tried to break me down, I wouldn’t know that I’m unbreakable (Funny Quotes) Sure. I’d like to live regular. Go home to a good looking wife, a hot dinner, and a husky kid. But I guess I got film in my blood. I love this racket. It’s exciting. It’s dangerous. It’s funny. It’s tough. It’s heartbreaking (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how life can change so much but still nothing changes at all. Or maybe it’s that life changes, but you as a person don’t or maybe we adjust, but don’t actually change (Funny Quotes) We get so worried about being pretty. Let’s be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong (Funny Quotes) Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless (Funny Quotes) About mistakes it’s funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad (Funny Quotes) When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive part of a person’s sensibility. It’s an almost impossible thing to teach anyone, which leads me to believe that it’s intuitive (Funny Quotes) Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw (Funny Quotes) Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows (Funny Quotes) I like to smoke, and when you smoke, things become less serious and you find the funny in things. So, even movies that aren’t funny, they end up turning into comedies to me (Funny Quotes) I do think funny is like sexy. You’re either funny and sexy, or you’re not (Funny Quotes) Being funny should be an incidental byproduct of trying to get to something truthful, not a destination in itself (Funny Quotes) I don’t aim it at anybody specific, I don’t aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals or blue collar, just whatever I think is going to be funny and it just so happens that (Funny Quotes) It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier (Funny Quotes) My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I’ve got some really, really, funny, clever fans (Funny Quotes) I’m probably not very funny. The scripts just don’t come in, or the ones that do aren’t that good. I suppose I’m just an old drama queen, really (Funny Quotes) For some reason, people find me funny. It’s quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It’s even harder to define why a person would be funny. It’s a word that I can’t define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it (Funny Quotes) I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad (Funny Quotes) People don’t know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space.. its funny (Funny Quotes) Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until its over (Funny Quotes) I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! (Funny Quotes) Hate is funny. Love isn’t. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! (Funny Quotes) Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away (Funny Quotes) That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can’t begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else (Funny Quotes) If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, don’t you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out (Funny Quotes)

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