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Funny Quotes

I like to smoke, and when you smoke, things become less serious and you find the funny in things. So, even movies that aren’t funny, they end up turning into comedies to me Picture Quote #1

I do think funny is like sexy. You’re either funny and sexy, or you’re not Picture Quote #1

Being funny should be an incidental byproduct of trying to get to something truthful, not a destination in itself Picture Quote #1

I don’t aim it at anybody specific, I don’t aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals or blue collar, just whatever I think is going to be funny and it just so happens that Picture Quote #1

It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier Picture Quote #1

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I’ve got some really, really, funny, clever fans Picture Quote #1

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I’m probably not very funny. The scripts just don’t come in, or the ones that do aren’t that good. I suppose I’m just an old drama queen, really Picture Quote #1

For some reason, people find me funny. It’s quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It’s even harder to define why a person would be funny. It’s a word that I can’t define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it Picture Quote #1

I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad Picture Quote #1

People don’t know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space.. its funny Picture Quote #1

Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until its over Picture Quote #1

I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! Picture Quote #1

Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away Picture Quote #1

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can’t begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else Picture Quote #1

If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, don’t you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out Picture Quote #1

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Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does Picture Quote #1

Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny Picture Quote #1

And the funny thing was if you made the best of it, if you smiled through every storm, the bad things were never as terrible as you expected them to be, and the good things were better than anything you could have wished for yourself Picture Quote #1

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice Picture Quote #1

To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important things, for me anyway, is that they be about two strong people finding their way to love Picture Quote #1

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings Picture Quote #1

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Sitting on the floor, I’d replay the past in my head. Funny, that’s all I did, day after day after day for half a year, and I never tired of it. What I’d been through seemed so vast, with so many facets. Vast, but real, very real, which was why the experience persisted in towering before me, like a monument lit up at night. And the thing was, it was a monument to me Picture Quote #1

Deep inside, she knew who she was, and that person was smart and kind and often even funny, but somehow her personality always got lost somewhere between her heart and her mouth, and she found herself saying the wrong thing or, more often, nothing at all Picture Quote #1

I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes Picture Quote #1

It’s funny: By putting up walls, you think you’re protecting yourself, but you get to live less. You’re depriving yourself of so much if you’re trying to be too aware of what you’re putting out there. If you feel someone breaking those walls down, let them. Those are the people that you need to find in life, rather than people that you’re just comfortable with Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different Picture Quote #1

You can’t lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse Picture Quote #1

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I like to smoke, and when you smoke, things become less serious and you find the funny in things. So, even movies that aren’t funny, they end up turning into comedies to me (Funny Quotes) I do think funny is like sexy. You’re either funny and sexy, or you’re not (Funny Quotes) Being funny should be an incidental byproduct of trying to get to something truthful, not a destination in itself (Funny Quotes) I don’t aim it at anybody specific, I don’t aim my characters to make old people laugh or young people or professionals or blue collar, just whatever I think is going to be funny and it just so happens that (Funny Quotes) It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier (Funny Quotes) My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I’ve got some really, really, funny, clever fans (Funny Quotes) I’m probably not very funny. The scripts just don’t come in, or the ones that do aren’t that good. I suppose I’m just an old drama queen, really (Funny Quotes) For some reason, people find me funny. It’s quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It’s even harder to define why a person would be funny. It’s a word that I can’t define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it (Funny Quotes) I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad (Funny Quotes) People don’t know if I’m gay, straight or an alien from outer space.. its funny (Funny Quotes) Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until its over (Funny Quotes) I love being funny! I started in the theater when I was 9 and, believe it or not, always played the funny part! (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! (Funny Quotes) Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away (Funny Quotes) That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can’t begin to understand the question. For me, the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else (Funny Quotes) If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, don’t you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out (Funny Quotes) Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does (Funny Quotes) Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny (Funny Quotes) And the funny thing was if you made the best of it, if you smiled through every storm, the bad things were never as terrible as you expected them to be, and the good things were better than anything you could have wished for yourself (Funny Quotes) You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice (Funny Quotes) To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important things, for me anyway, is that they be about two strong people finding their way to love (Funny Quotes) Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings (Funny Quotes) Sitting on the floor, I’d replay the past in my head. Funny, that’s all I did, day after day after day for half a year, and I never tired of it. What I’d been through seemed so vast, with so many facets. Vast, but real, very real, which was why the experience persisted in towering before me, like a monument lit up at night. And the thing was, it was a monument to me (Funny Quotes) Deep inside, she knew who she was, and that person was smart and kind and often even funny, but somehow her personality always got lost somewhere between her heart and her mouth, and she found herself saying the wrong thing or, more often, nothing at all (Funny Quotes) I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes (Funny Quotes) It’s funny: By putting up walls, you think you’re protecting yourself, but you get to live less. You’re depriving yourself of so much if you’re trying to be too aware of what you’re putting out there. If you feel someone breaking those walls down, let them. Those are the people that you need to find in life, rather than people that you’re just comfortable with (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different (Funny Quotes) You can’t lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse (Funny Quotes)

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