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Funny Quotes

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses Picture Quote #1

You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful Picture Quote #1

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source Picture Quote #1

Time will mellow it, make it a moment for laughter. But now it was not funny, now I did not laugh. It was not the future, it was the present. It was too vivid and too real Picture Quote #1

Hope is a funny thing when you think about it. It's something you always have. You just have to believe you do Picture Quote #1

I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself Picture Quote #1

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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion Picture Quote #1

It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness Picture Quote #1

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world Picture Quote #1

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is Picture Quote #1

I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow - that to me is kind of inexplicable Picture Quote #1

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well Picture Quote #1

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Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy Picture Quote #1

I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time’s chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred Picture Quote #1

I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports Picture Quote #1

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! Picture Quote #1

I think it’s always funny when somebody thinks you’re going to do something super sexy and then you don’t Picture Quote #1

People just don’t laugh when their family is violated, and you don’t shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It’s a funny, primitive instinct Picture Quote #1

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I’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me. Funny, but when you’re near me I’m in the mood for love Picture Quote #1

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny Picture Quote #1

She wished there was some place where she could go to hum it out loud. Some kind of music was too private to sing in a house cram fall of people. It was funny, too, how lonesome a person could be in a crowded house Picture Quote #1

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what’s funny is one of them Picture Quote #1

It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you Picture Quote #1

Grief is a funny thing because you don’t have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny how you can think you know someone pretty well, and then something happens or they do something that makes you understand that you didn’t really know them at all Picture Quote #1

I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything that required emotional commitment... I had chosen a profession that thrives on insecurity, and is never far from some source of social intercourse that involves alcohol or drugs Picture Quote #1

If it’s dirty, it’s not funny, but if it’s funny, it’s not dirty Picture Quote #1

It’s funny. No matter how hard you try, you can’t close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what’s going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don’t, there’s not point in being here Picture Quote #1

At sixteen, I was a funny, skinny little thing, all eyelashes and legs. And then, suddenly people told me it was gorgeous. I thought they had gone mad Picture Quote #1

Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don’t think it’s sexy, or funny, there’s no way I can change your mind Picture Quote #1

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I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses (Funny Quotes) You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful (Funny Quotes) It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source (Funny Quotes) Time will mellow it, make it a moment for laughter. But now it was not funny, now I did not laugh. It was not the future, it was the present. It was too vivid and too real (Funny Quotes) Hope is a funny thing when you think about it. It's something you always have. You just have to believe you do (Funny Quotes) I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself (Funny Quotes) Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie. A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion (Funny Quotes) It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness (Funny Quotes) There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world (Funny Quotes) Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is (Funny Quotes) I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow - that to me is kind of inexplicable (Funny Quotes) Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well (Funny Quotes) Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy (Funny Quotes) I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time’s chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred (Funny Quotes) I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports (Funny Quotes) I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! (Funny Quotes) I think it’s always funny when somebody thinks you’re going to do something super sexy and then you don’t (Funny Quotes) People just don’t laugh when their family is violated, and you don’t shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It’s a funny, primitive instinct (Funny Quotes) I’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me. Funny, but when you’re near me I’m in the mood for love (Funny Quotes) Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny (Funny Quotes) She wished there was some place where she could go to hum it out loud. Some kind of music was too private to sing in a house cram fall of people. It was funny, too, how lonesome a person could be in a crowded house (Funny Quotes) The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what’s funny is one of them (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you (Funny Quotes) Grief is a funny thing because you don’t have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how you can think you know someone pretty well, and then something happens or they do something that makes you understand that you didn’t really know them at all (Funny Quotes) I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything that required emotional commitment... I had chosen a profession that thrives on insecurity, and is never far from some source of social intercourse that involves alcohol or drugs (Funny Quotes) If it’s dirty, it’s not funny, but if it’s funny, it’s not dirty (Funny Quotes) It’s funny. No matter how hard you try, you can’t close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what’s going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don’t, there’s not point in being here (Funny Quotes) At sixteen, I was a funny, skinny little thing, all eyelashes and legs. And then, suddenly people told me it was gorgeous. I thought they had gone mad (Funny Quotes) Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don’t think it’s sexy, or funny, there’s no way I can change your mind (Funny Quotes)

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