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Funny Quotes

I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow - that to me is kind of inexplicable Picture Quote #1

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well Picture Quote #1

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy Picture Quote #1

I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time’s chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred Picture Quote #1

I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports Picture Quote #1

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! Picture Quote #1

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I think it’s always funny when somebody thinks you’re going to do something super sexy and then you don’t Picture Quote #1

People just don’t laugh when their family is violated, and you don’t shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It’s a funny, primitive instinct Picture Quote #1

I’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me. Funny, but when you’re near me I’m in the mood for love Picture Quote #1

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny Picture Quote #1

She wished there was some place where she could go to hum it out loud. Some kind of music was too private to sing in a house cram fall of people. It was funny, too, how lonesome a person could be in a crowded house Picture Quote #1

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what’s funny is one of them Picture Quote #1

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It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you Picture Quote #1

Grief is a funny thing because you don’t have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it Picture Quote #1

It’s funny how you can think you know someone pretty well, and then something happens or they do something that makes you understand that you didn’t really know them at all Picture Quote #1

I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything that required emotional commitment... I had chosen a profession that thrives on insecurity, and is never far from some source of social intercourse that involves alcohol or drugs Picture Quote #1

If it’s dirty, it’s not funny, but if it’s funny, it’s not dirty Picture Quote #1

It’s funny. No matter how hard you try, you can’t close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what’s going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don’t, there’s not point in being here Picture Quote #1

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At sixteen, I was a funny, skinny little thing, all eyelashes and legs. And then, suddenly people told me it was gorgeous. I thought they had gone mad Picture Quote #1

Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don’t think it’s sexy, or funny, there’s no way I can change your mind Picture Quote #1

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone Picture Quote #1

I’d always thought that my awkwardness was a thin veil disguising the real me. The me that was funny and could write songs that touched people. The me that would one day find some beautiful, intelligent boy who’d recognize me as his soul mate. The me who was secretly pretty and stylish if only someone would lift the veil and see. But I was beginning to suspect that underneath the awkwardness there was just more awkwardness and not much else. And that would explain why I stood in a room full of people and felt like the loneliest girl in the world Picture Quote #1

If I hadn’t been told I was garbage, I wouldn’t have learned how to show people I’m talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn’t have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn’t told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn’t tried to break me down, I wouldn’t know that I’m unbreakable Picture Quote #1

Sure. I’d like to live regular. Go home to a good looking wife, a hot dinner, and a husky kid. But I guess I got film in my blood. I love this racket. It’s exciting. It’s dangerous. It’s funny. It’s tough. It’s heartbreaking Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny how life can change so much but still nothing changes at all. Or maybe it’s that life changes, but you as a person don’t or maybe we adjust, but don’t actually change Picture Quote #1

We get so worried about being pretty. Let’s be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong Picture Quote #1

Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless Picture Quote #1

About mistakes it’s funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad Picture Quote #1

Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw Picture Quote #1

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows Picture Quote #1

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I've never really understood that. It's a funny thing; people sometimes accuse us of condescending to our characters somehow - that to me is kind of inexplicable (Funny Quotes) Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well (Funny Quotes) Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy (Funny Quotes) I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time’s chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred (Funny Quotes) I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the group. I guess we got the same charge jocks get out of sports (Funny Quotes) I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! (Funny Quotes) I think it’s always funny when somebody thinks you’re going to do something super sexy and then you don’t (Funny Quotes) People just don’t laugh when their family is violated, and you don’t shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It’s a funny, primitive instinct (Funny Quotes) I’m in the mood for love, simply because you’re near me. Funny, but when you’re near me I’m in the mood for love (Funny Quotes) Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child’s tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It’s not funny and it’s not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn’t the least bit funny (Funny Quotes) She wished there was some place where she could go to hum it out loud. Some kind of music was too private to sing in a house cram fall of people. It was funny, too, how lonesome a person could be in a crowded house (Funny Quotes) The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what’s funny is one of them (Funny Quotes) It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed, is you (Funny Quotes) Grief is a funny thing because you don’t have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a bit you set it down by the roadside and walk on and leave it (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how you can think you know someone pretty well, and then something happens or they do something that makes you understand that you didn’t really know them at all (Funny Quotes) I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything that required emotional commitment... I had chosen a profession that thrives on insecurity, and is never far from some source of social intercourse that involves alcohol or drugs (Funny Quotes) If it’s dirty, it’s not funny, but if it’s funny, it’s not dirty (Funny Quotes) It’s funny. No matter how hard you try, you can’t close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never know what’s going to come in. But when it does, you just have to go for it! Because if you don’t, there’s not point in being here (Funny Quotes) At sixteen, I was a funny, skinny little thing, all eyelashes and legs. And then, suddenly people told me it was gorgeous. I thought they had gone mad (Funny Quotes) Two things are not debatable: eroticism, and comedy. If you don’t think it’s sexy, or funny, there’s no way I can change your mind (Funny Quotes) Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone (Funny Quotes) I’d always thought that my awkwardness was a thin veil disguising the real me. The me that was funny and could write songs that touched people. The me that would one day find some beautiful, intelligent boy who’d recognize me as his soul mate. The me who was secretly pretty and stylish if only someone would lift the veil and see. But I was beginning to suspect that underneath the awkwardness there was just more awkwardness and not much else. And that would explain why I stood in a room full of people and felt like the loneliest girl in the world (Funny Quotes) If I hadn’t been told I was garbage, I wouldn’t have learned how to show people I’m talented. And if everyone had always laughed at my jokes, I wouldn’t have figured out how to be so funny. If they hadn’t told me I was ugly, I never would have searched for my beauty. And if they hadn’t tried to break me down, I wouldn’t know that I’m unbreakable (Funny Quotes) Sure. I’d like to live regular. Go home to a good looking wife, a hot dinner, and a husky kid. But I guess I got film in my blood. I love this racket. It’s exciting. It’s dangerous. It’s funny. It’s tough. It’s heartbreaking (Funny Quotes) It’s funny how life can change so much but still nothing changes at all. Or maybe it’s that life changes, but you as a person don’t or maybe we adjust, but don’t actually change (Funny Quotes) We get so worried about being pretty. Let’s be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong (Funny Quotes) Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless (Funny Quotes) About mistakes it’s funny. You got to make your own; and not only that, if you try to keep people from making theirs they get mad (Funny Quotes) Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I’m walking down the street or having dinner, ideas will hit me, and I write them down on matchbooks or napkins and throw them in the draw (Funny Quotes) Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows (Funny Quotes)

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