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Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does Picture Quote #1

Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny Picture Quote #1

And the funny thing was if you made the best of it, if you smiled through every storm, the bad things were never as terrible as you expected them to be, and the good things were better than anything you could have wished for yourself Picture Quote #1

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice Picture Quote #1

To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important things, for me anyway, is that they be about two strong people finding their way to love Picture Quote #1

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings Picture Quote #1

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Sitting on the floor, I’d replay the past in my head. Funny, that’s all I did, day after day after day for half a year, and I never tired of it. What I’d been through seemed so vast, with so many facets. Vast, but real, very real, which was why the experience persisted in towering before me, like a monument lit up at night. And the thing was, it was a monument to me Picture Quote #1

Deep inside, she knew who she was, and that person was smart and kind and often even funny, but somehow her personality always got lost somewhere between her heart and her mouth, and she found herself saying the wrong thing or, more often, nothing at all Picture Quote #1

I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes Picture Quote #1

It’s funny: By putting up walls, you think you’re protecting yourself, but you get to live less. You’re depriving yourself of so much if you’re trying to be too aware of what you’re putting out there. If you feel someone breaking those walls down, let them. Those are the people that you need to find in life, rather than people that you’re just comfortable with Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different Picture Quote #1

You can’t lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse Picture Quote #1

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Those lips had curved into a knowing half smile that did funny things to her insides. And like a match tossed to gasoline, her body sparked alive and flames licked every inch of her Picture Quote #1

Time was a funny and fickle thing. Sometimes there was never enough of it, and other times it stretched out endlessly Picture Quote #1

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy Picture Quote #1

My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration Picture Quote #1

I also found it funny to think about blackness as the second person. That was just sort of funny. Not the first person, but the second person, the other person Picture Quote #1

Seeing old pictures with people you’re no longer friends with is sad sometimes, its funny how things change Picture Quote #1

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Be careful how you treat people. The things you do have a funny way of coming back to you Picture Quote #1

You know that funny, nervous feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body Picture Quote #1

You can’t make Christ funny. He’s self-aware, he’s too flexible within the situation. It’s rigidity, it’s when the ego takes over and the behavior becomes inappropriate that it becomes funny Picture Quote #1

Jenny Offill’s Dept. of Speculation resembles no book I’ve read before. If I tell you that it’s funny, and moving, and true; that it’s as compact and mysterious as a neutron; that it tells a profound story of love and parenthood while invoking (among others) Keats, Kafka, Einstein, Russian cosmonauts, and advice for the housewife of 1896, will you please simply believe me, and read it? Picture Quote #1

My grandparents would never admit to being Tasmanian, but I think it’s really great and funny. But I guess, in the past, Tasmanians just weren’t quite accepted. You had that lazy reference to them being felons Picture Quote #1

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we’re so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the ‘it’s all about me’ kind of thing Picture Quote #1

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I think the funny thing about acting for me - and I hold it in a very holy, spiritual way - not to be overly fundamentalist about it, but it’s that important to me - is that it is an ancient healing art Picture Quote #1

Its funny when people recently change their attitude to gain entrance into your heart, which may only ignite your passion to close the door Picture Quote #1

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Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does (Funny Quotes) Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny (Funny Quotes) And the funny thing was if you made the best of it, if you smiled through every storm, the bad things were never as terrible as you expected them to be, and the good things were better than anything you could have wished for yourself (Funny Quotes) You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice (Funny Quotes) To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important things, for me anyway, is that they be about two strong people finding their way to love (Funny Quotes) Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings (Funny Quotes) Sitting on the floor, I’d replay the past in my head. Funny, that’s all I did, day after day after day for half a year, and I never tired of it. What I’d been through seemed so vast, with so many facets. Vast, but real, very real, which was why the experience persisted in towering before me, like a monument lit up at night. And the thing was, it was a monument to me (Funny Quotes) Deep inside, she knew who she was, and that person was smart and kind and often even funny, but somehow her personality always got lost somewhere between her heart and her mouth, and she found herself saying the wrong thing or, more often, nothing at all (Funny Quotes) I was worried on a personal level because I wanted to be slightly taller than I am, ideally. But I’ve now accepted it. Basically, I came to the conclusion a while ago that you can either be really bitter about it or you can make loads of funny jokes (Funny Quotes) It’s funny: By putting up walls, you think you’re protecting yourself, but you get to live less. You’re depriving yourself of so much if you’re trying to be too aware of what you’re putting out there. If you feel someone breaking those walls down, let them. Those are the people that you need to find in life, rather than people that you’re just comfortable with (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different (Funny Quotes) You can’t lead a cavalry if you think that you look funny riding a horse (Funny Quotes) Those lips had curved into a knowing half smile that did funny things to her insides. And like a match tossed to gasoline, her body sparked alive and flames licked every inch of her (Funny Quotes) Time was a funny and fickle thing. Sometimes there was never enough of it, and other times it stretched out endlessly (Funny Quotes) For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy (Funny Quotes) My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration (Funny Quotes) I also found it funny to think about blackness as the second person. That was just sort of funny. Not the first person, but the second person, the other person (Funny Quotes) Seeing old pictures with people you’re no longer friends with is sad sometimes, its funny how things change (Funny Quotes) Be careful how you treat people. The things you do have a funny way of coming back to you (Funny Quotes) You know that funny, nervous feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body (Funny Quotes) You can’t make Christ funny. He’s self-aware, he’s too flexible within the situation. It’s rigidity, it’s when the ego takes over and the behavior becomes inappropriate that it becomes funny (Funny Quotes) Jenny Offill’s Dept. of Speculation resembles no book I’ve read before. If I tell you that it’s funny, and moving, and true; that it’s as compact and mysterious as a neutron; that it tells a profound story of love and parenthood while invoking (among others) Keats, Kafka, Einstein, Russian cosmonauts, and advice for the housewife of 1896, will you please simply believe me, and read it? (Funny Quotes) My grandparents would never admit to being Tasmanian, but I think it’s really great and funny. But I guess, in the past, Tasmanians just weren’t quite accepted. You had that lazy reference to them being felons (Funny Quotes) I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we’re so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the ‘it’s all about me’ kind of thing. (Funny Quotes) I think the funny thing about acting for me - and I hold it in a very holy, spiritual way - not to be overly fundamentalist about it, but it’s that important to me - is that it is an ancient healing art. (Funny Quotes) Its funny when people recently change their attitude to gain entrance into your heart, which may only ignite your passion to close the door. (Funny Quotes)

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