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Those lips had curved into a knowing half smile that did funny things to her insides. And like a match tossed to gasoline, her body sparked alive and flames licked every inch of her  (Funny Quotes) Time was a funny and fickle thing. Sometimes there was never enough of it, and other times it stretched out endlessly  (Funny Quotes) For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy  (Funny Quotes) My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration  (Funny Quotes) I also found it funny to think about blackness as the second person. That was just sort of funny. Not the first person, but the second person, the other person  (Funny Quotes) Seeing old pictures with people you’re no longer friends with is sad sometimes, its funny how things change  (Funny Quotes) Be careful how you treat people. The things you do have a funny way of coming back to you  (Funny Quotes) You know that funny, nervous feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body  (Funny Quotes) You can’t make Christ funny. He’s self-aware, he’s too flexible within the situation. It’s rigidity, it’s when the ego takes over and the behavior becomes inappropriate that it becomes funny  (Funny Quotes) Jenny Offill’s Dept. of Speculation resembles no book I’ve read before. If I tell you that it’s funny, and moving, and true; that it’s as compact and mysterious as a neutron; that it tells a profound story of love and parenthood while invoking (among others) Keats, Kafka, Einstein, Russian cosmonauts, and advice for the housewife of 1896, will you please simply believe me, and read it?  (Funny Quotes) My grandparents would never admit to being Tasmanian, but I think it’s really great and funny. But I guess, in the past, Tasmanians just weren’t quite accepted. You had that lazy reference to them being felons  (Funny Quotes) I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we’re so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the ‘it’s all about me’ kind of thing.  (Funny Quotes) I think the funny thing about acting for me - and I hold it in a very holy, spiritual way - not to be overly fundamentalist about it, but it’s that important to me - is that it is an ancient healing art.  (Funny Quotes) Its funny when people recently change their attitude to gain entrance into your heart, which may only ignite your passion to close the door.  (Funny Quotes)
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