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Funny Marriage Quotes

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success Picture Quote #1
The old theory was
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up Picture Quote #1
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know Picture Quote #1
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on Earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married Picture Quote #1
An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce Picture Quote #1
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison Picture Quote #1
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success  (Funny Marriage Quotes) The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." but the new theory is: "Men don't mature. marry a younger one."  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up  (Funny Marriage Quotes) An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know  (Funny Marriage Quotes) It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on Earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married  (Funny Marriage Quotes) An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison  (Funny Marriage Quotes)
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