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Funny Marriage Quotes

The old theory was

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up Picture Quote #1

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know Picture Quote #1

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on Earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married Picture Quote #1

An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce Picture Quote #1

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison Picture Quote #1

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The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." but the new theory is: "Men don't mature. marry a younger one." (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up (Funny Marriage Quotes) An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know (Funny Marriage Quotes) It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on Earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married (Funny Marriage Quotes) An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce (Funny Marriage Quotes) Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison (Funny Marriage Quotes)

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