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Funny Marriage Quotes

My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met Picture Quote #1

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished Picture Quote #1

Wow! you get to be with him all the time, for the rest of your life, until you die! Picture Quote #1

You can’t marry a man you just met Picture Quote #1

You’re an idiot. I’m your idiot. Foreveeer! Picture Quote #1

Mrs. always right. Mr. right Picture Quote #1

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Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops Picture Quote #1

Now I can get fat Picture Quote #1

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Don't make me poison your food, dear Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep Picture Quote #1

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution Picture Quote #1

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Will you marry me! Yes pizza, I will marry you Picture Quote #1

Welcome to marriage Picture Quote #1

Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way Picture Quote #1

Oh look. Your husband is drowning Picture Quote #1

I wanted to let you know that I’m getting married. To myself. And I’m registered at Manolo Blahnik Picture Quote #1

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers Picture Quote #1

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Happy birthday. You're old. Get married Picture Quote #1

My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me Picture Quote #1

I don't need Google, my wife knows everything! Picture Quote #1

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't Picture Quote #1

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting Picture Quote #1

If I get married, I want to be very married Picture Quote #1

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I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married, did you? I don’t know, what’s your husbands name again? Picture Quote #1

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault Picture Quote #1

I’ll never be a bride again. Now I’m just someone’s wife. And I’m the happiest guy in the world Picture Quote #1

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued Picture Quote #1

In marriage, being right is less important than being supportive. Remember: Happy wife equals happy life Picture Quote #1

If gays wanna get married and be miserable like the rest of us, I say we should let ‘em Picture Quote #1

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My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met (Funny Marriage Quotes) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished (Funny Marriage Quotes) Wow! you get to be with him all the time, for the rest of your life, until you die! (Funny Marriage Quotes) You can’t marry a man you just met (Funny Marriage Quotes) You’re an idiot. I’m your idiot. Foreveeer! (Funny Marriage Quotes) Mrs. always right. Mr. right (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops (Funny Marriage Quotes) Now I can get fat (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage (Funny Marriage Quotes) Don't make me poison your food, dear (Funny Marriage Quotes) Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution (Funny Marriage Quotes) Will you marry me! Yes pizza, I will marry you (Funny Marriage Quotes) Welcome to marriage (Funny Marriage Quotes) Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way (Funny Marriage Quotes) Oh look. Your husband is drowning (Funny Marriage Quotes) I wanted to let you know that I’m getting married. To myself. And I’m registered at Manolo Blahnik (Funny Marriage Quotes) A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers (Funny Marriage Quotes) Happy birthday. You're old. Get married (Funny Marriage Quotes) My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me (Funny Marriage Quotes) I don't need Google, my wife knows everything! (Funny Marriage Quotes) It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't (Funny Marriage Quotes) A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting (Funny Marriage Quotes) If I get married, I want to be very married (Funny Marriage Quotes) I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married, did you? I don’t know, what’s your husbands name again? (Funny Marriage Quotes) A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault (Funny Marriage Quotes) I’ll never be a bride again. Now I’m just someone’s wife. And I’m the happiest guy in the world (Funny Marriage Quotes) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued (Funny Marriage Quotes) In marriage, being right is less important than being supportive. Remember: Happy wife equals happy life (Funny Marriage Quotes) If gays wanna get married and be miserable like the rest of us, I say we should let ‘em (Funny Marriage Quotes)

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