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Funny Marriage Quotes

Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly Picture Quote #1

My sister just got married, she asked me to save her newspaper from her wedding day Picture Quote #1

When you see a cute stranger. Hi, you don't know me, but we're gonna be married Picture Quote #1

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say Picture Quote #1

A match made in heaven can still give you hell on earth Picture Quote #1

The definition of eternity is two people and a ham Picture Quote #1

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Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm Picture Quote #1

I've had two terrific relationships, but both ended in marriage Picture Quote #1

I have trouble saying hu... hu... husband Picture Quote #1

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives Picture Quote #1

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge Picture Quote #1

With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years Picture Quote #1

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I was married once before, and I stopped Picture Quote #1

It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife! Picture Quote #1

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job Picture Quote #1

You have no idea of the women I didn’t marry Picture Quote #1

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? Picture Quote #1

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent Picture Quote #1

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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married Picture Quote #1

Marriage is like a besieged castle; those who are on the outside wish to get in; and those who are on the inside wish to get out Picture Quote #1

Men's second childhood begins when a woman gets a hold of him Picture Quote #1

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury Picture Quote #1

To me marriage is for five or ten years Picture Quote #1

You had no taste when you married me Picture Quote #1

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Man and wife, Coupled together for the sake of strife Picture Quote #1

Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers Picture Quote #1

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret Picture Quote #1

My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce Picture Quote #1

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success Picture Quote #1

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats Picture Quote #1

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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly (Funny Marriage Quotes) My sister just got married, she asked me to save her newspaper from her wedding day (Funny Marriage Quotes) When you see a cute stranger. Hi, you don't know me, but we're gonna be married (Funny Marriage Quotes) The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say (Funny Marriage Quotes) A match made in heaven can still give you hell on earth (Funny Marriage Quotes) The definition of eternity is two people and a ham (Funny Marriage Quotes) Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm (Funny Marriage Quotes) I've had two terrific relationships, but both ended in marriage (Funny Marriage Quotes) I have trouble saying hu... hu... husband (Funny Marriage Quotes) Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives (Funny Marriage Quotes) Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge (Funny Marriage Quotes) With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years (Funny Marriage Quotes) I was married once before, and I stopped (Funny Marriage Quotes) It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife! (Funny Marriage Quotes) A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job (Funny Marriage Quotes) You have no idea of the women I didn’t marry (Funny Marriage Quotes) How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? (Funny Marriage Quotes) As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent (Funny Marriage Quotes) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is like a besieged castle; those who are on the outside wish to get in; and those who are on the inside wish to get out (Funny Marriage Quotes) Men's second childhood begins when a woman gets a hold of him (Funny Marriage Quotes) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury (Funny Marriage Quotes) To me marriage is for five or ten years (Funny Marriage Quotes) You had no taste when you married me (Funny Marriage Quotes) Man and wife, Coupled together for the sake of strife (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers (Funny Marriage Quotes) The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret (Funny Marriage Quotes) My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce (Funny Marriage Quotes) Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success (Funny Marriage Quotes) Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats (Funny Marriage Quotes)

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