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Funny Marriage Quotes

Marriage is like a besieged castle; those who are on the outside wish to get in; and those who are on the inside wish to get out Picture Quote #1

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished Picture Quote #1

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge Picture Quote #1

God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married Picture Quote #1

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? Picture Quote #1

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years Picture Quote #1

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Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole Picture Quote #1

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back Picture Quote #1

One’s fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride Picture Quote #1

If he’s getting married, he’s not longer interesting Picture Quote #1

And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate Picture Quote #1

My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce Picture Quote #1

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Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them! Picture Quote #1

You have no idea of the women I didn’t marry Picture Quote #1

I have trouble saying hu... hu... husband Picture Quote #1

Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest Picture Quote #1

It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife! Picture Quote #1

I was married once before, and I stopped Picture Quote #1

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With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years Picture Quote #1

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married Picture Quote #1

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats Picture Quote #1

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short Picture Quote #1

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight Picture Quote #1

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again Picture Quote #1

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At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world Picture Quote #1

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards Picture Quote #1

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight Picture Quote #1

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books Picture Quote #1

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

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Marriage is like a besieged castle; those who are on the outside wish to get in; and those who are on the inside wish to get out (Funny Marriage Quotes) A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished (Funny Marriage Quotes) Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge (Funny Marriage Quotes) God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married (Funny Marriage Quotes) How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? (Funny Marriage Quotes) I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole (Funny Marriage Quotes) I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back (Funny Marriage Quotes) One’s fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride (Funny Marriage Quotes) If he’s getting married, he’s not longer interesting (Funny Marriage Quotes) And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate (Funny Marriage Quotes) My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce (Funny Marriage Quotes) Why can’t women tell jokes? Because we marry them! (Funny Marriage Quotes) You have no idea of the women I didn’t marry (Funny Marriage Quotes) I have trouble saying hu... hu... husband (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest (Funny Marriage Quotes) It is best for ordinary men to have only one wife! (Funny Marriage Quotes) I was married once before, and I stopped (Funny Marriage Quotes) With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years (Funny Marriage Quotes) If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married (Funny Marriage Quotes) Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats (Funny Marriage Quotes) A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short (Funny Marriage Quotes) Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight (Funny Marriage Quotes) One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again (Funny Marriage Quotes) At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world (Funny Marriage Quotes) Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards (Funny Marriage Quotes) It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life (Funny Marriage Quotes) Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight (Funny Marriage Quotes) If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books (Funny Marriage Quotes) I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life (Funny Marriage Quotes)

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