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Funny Marriage Quotes

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married Picture Quote #1

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short Picture Quote #1

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight Picture Quote #1

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again Picture Quote #1

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards Picture Quote #1

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight Picture Quote #1

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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison Picture Quote #1

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up Picture Quote #1

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life Picture Quote #1

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on Earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married Picture Quote #1

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An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know Picture Quote #1

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books Picture Quote #1

At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world Picture Quote #1

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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married (Funny Marriage Quotes) A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short (Funny Marriage Quotes) Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight (Funny Marriage Quotes) One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again (Funny Marriage Quotes) Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards (Funny Marriage Quotes) Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight (Funny Marriage Quotes) The old theory was "Marry an older man, because they're more mature." but the new theory is: "Men don't mature. marry a younger one." (Funny Marriage Quotes) Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up (Funny Marriage Quotes) I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life (Funny Marriage Quotes) It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life (Funny Marriage Quotes) It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on Earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married (Funny Marriage Quotes) An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know (Funny Marriage Quotes) If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books (Funny Marriage Quotes) At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else in the world (Funny Marriage Quotes)

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