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Crap Quotes

It’s not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don’t think people tune in for that. I just don’t think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart Picture Quote #1

I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is that its open 24 hours Picture Quote #1

Biggest lesson I learned my first year in the NFL is no one gives a crap about what you did last week. This league is about what have you done for me now. That’s the NFL. It’s also our culture. So you keep working hard because that’s the biggest truth about football Picture Quote #1

Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I’m being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it’s back to the same old crap Picture Quote #1

Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the full weight of their contempt. The frenzy to buy cheap crap from China, the human downgrade of people fighting with each other over items they can probably live without, to me, is an insult Picture Quote #1

I still have the first bottle opener I made on my MakerBot. Things you fabricate are things you care more about. I think there will always be people who go and buy crap at the dollar store. But I think it is cool when people craft things themselves Picture Quote #1

Don’t bail; the best pieces of gold are at the bottom of the barrel of crap Picture Quote #1

I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I’m supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I’m literally asking, ‘If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?’ Picture Quote #1

If you’re consumed only with the big dream, you’re going to die because you won’t be able to feed yourself or you’re going to be losing your job, so you’ll just be sitting in your room dreaming, but if you’re only holding onto the crap jobs that keep you just above of the water you’re going to be unhappy. You’re going to be burnt out, washed out Picture Quote #1

So I don’t really have much rivalry, or if there is any, I don’t really know anything about it. Because, you know, I’m not around girls like that. The friends I have in the business, I’m always really happy for them. I think we’re always happy for each other. That sounds crap, but it’s true Picture Quote #1

They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they’re crying they need to do one of the three and they’re having trouble doing it. Real simple Picture Quote #1

If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that’s good for me; I’m good Picture Quote #1

I was a swimsuit model, and I got bored. Acting was challenging. It was very hard and intimidating. We choose to do things in life sometimes that scare the crap outta us. Performing in front of people was my challenge Picture Quote #1

Crap. I was hopin’ all things ugly had been raptured, but you’re still muckin’ up the planet.We must share the same faith, honey. ‘Cause beauty checked out when you showed up Picture Quote #1

I love it when Muslims go to war with each other, as I do when the Christians do, because it shows there’s no such thing as the Christian world and the Islamic world. That’s all crap Picture Quote #1

Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! Picture Quote #1

The theater business is very much about Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you’ll play our piece of crap in April Picture Quote #1

I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it’s a healthy outlet for them. If they weren’t covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they’d be doing something that was really, really creepy Picture Quote #1

Anyone who conceives of writing as an agreeable stroll towards a middle-class life-style will never write anything but crap Picture Quote #1

To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members pay on time and if they give you any crap, throw them out. There’s peace where there’s order Picture Quote #1

Take care of yourself: When you don’t sleep, eat crap, don’t exercise, and are living off adrenaline for too long, your performance suffers. Your decisions suffer. Your company suffers. Love those close to you: Failure of your company is not failure in life. Failure in your relationship is Picture Quote #1

I’ve always loved clothes, especially handbags and shoes. I’d rather save my money on clothing and wear crap, but have the handbags and shoes Picture Quote #1

I can’t even talk the way these people talk. ‘Why you ain’t?’ ‘Where you is?’ Everybody knows it’s important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth Picture Quote #1

When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It’s a dirty, dark secret; I’m glad it’s coming out Picture Quote #1

One of the criticisms we get is, ‘Does the world need more plastic crap?’ But you have to look beyond the plastic crap, to the design, to the experience, to the empowering nature of the MakerBot and the community Picture Quote #1

I’m a geophysicist and all my earth science books when I was a student, I had to give the wrong answer to get an A. We used to ridicule continental drift. It was something we laughed at. We learned of Marshall Kay’s geosynclinal cycle, which is a bunch of crap Picture Quote #1

Love does not exist, it’s like religion, the state wants you to believe in that kind of crap so they can control you, and f**k your head up Picture Quote #1

I don’t subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the ‘cool people’ often take that position Picture Quote #1

I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God’s creation Picture Quote #1

When you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody Picture Quote #1

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It’s not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don’t think people tune in for that. I just don’t think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart. (Crap Quotes) I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is that its open 24 hours. (Crap Quotes) Biggest lesson I learned my first year in the NFL is no one gives a crap about what you did last week. This league is about what have you done for me now. That’s the NFL. It’s also our culture. So you keep working hard because that’s the biggest truth about football. (Crap Quotes) Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I’m being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it’s back to the same old crap. (Crap Quotes) Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the full weight of their contempt. The frenzy to buy cheap crap from China, the human downgrade of people fighting with each other over items they can probably live without, to me, is an insult. (Crap Quotes) I still have the first bottle opener I made on my MakerBot. Things you fabricate are things you care more about. I think there will always be people who go and buy crap at the dollar store. But I think it is cool when people craft things themselves. (Crap Quotes) Don’t bail; the best pieces of gold are at the bottom of the barrel of crap (Crap Quotes) I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I’m supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I’m literally asking, ‘If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?’ (Crap Quotes) If you’re consumed only with the big dream, you’re going to die because you won’t be able to feed yourself or you’re going to be losing your job, so you’ll just be sitting in your room dreaming, but if you’re only holding onto the crap jobs that keep you just above of the water you’re going to be unhappy. You’re going to be burnt out, washed out. (Crap Quotes) So I don’t really have much rivalry, or if there is any, I don’t really know anything about it. Because, you know, I’m not around girls like that. The friends I have in the business, I’m always really happy for them. I think we’re always happy for each other. That sounds crap, but it’s true. (Crap Quotes) They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they’re crying they need to do one of the three and they’re having trouble doing it. Real simple. (Crap Quotes) If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that’s good for me; I’m good. (Crap Quotes) I was a swimsuit model, and I got bored. Acting was challenging. It was very hard and intimidating. We choose to do things in life sometimes that scare the crap outta us. Performing in front of people was my challenge. (Crap Quotes) Crap. I was hopin’ all things ugly had been raptured, but you’re still muckin’ up the planet.We must share the same faith, honey. ‘Cause beauty checked out when you showed up. (Crap Quotes) I love it when Muslims go to war with each other, as I do when the Christians do, because it shows there’s no such thing as the Christian world and the Islamic world. That’s all crap. (Crap Quotes) Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! (Crap Quotes) The theater business is very much about Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you’ll play our piece of crap in April. (Crap Quotes) I like indoor Christmas trees. And I like people who decorate their homes with lights and all that crap. I think it’s a healthy outlet for them. If they weren’t covering their lawns with twinkling lights, they’d be doing something that was really, really creepy. (Crap Quotes) Anyone who conceives of writing as an agreeable stroll towards a middle-class life-style will never write anything but crap. (Crap Quotes) To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house. Keep it clean and in good running order. No jerks allowed, members pay on time and if they give you any crap, throw them out. There’s peace where there’s order. (Crap Quotes) Take care of yourself: When you don’t sleep, eat crap, don’t exercise, and are living off adrenaline for too long, your performance suffers. Your decisions suffer. Your company suffers. Love those close to you: Failure of your company is not failure in life. Failure in your relationship is. (Crap Quotes) I’ve always loved clothes, especially handbags and shoes. I’d rather save my money on clothing and wear crap, but have the handbags and shoes. (Crap Quotes) I can’t even talk the way these people talk. ‘Why you ain’t?’ ‘Where you is?’ Everybody knows it’s important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. (Crap Quotes) When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It’s a dirty, dark secret; I’m glad it’s coming out. (Crap Quotes) One of the criticisms we get is, ‘Does the world need more plastic crap?’ But you have to look beyond the plastic crap, to the design, to the experience, to the empowering nature of the MakerBot and the community. (Crap Quotes) I’m a geophysicist and all my earth science books when I was a student, I had to give the wrong answer to get an A. We used to ridicule continental drift. It was something we laughed at. We learned of Marshall Kay’s geosynclinal cycle, which is a bunch of crap. (Crap Quotes) Love does not exist, it’s like religion, the state wants you to believe in that kind of crap so they can control you, and f**k your head up. (Crap Quotes) I don’t subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the ‘cool people’ often take that position. (Crap Quotes) I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God’s creation. (Crap Quotes) When you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you’re dead? Nobody. (Crap Quotes)

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