Crap Quotes
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It’s President [Barack] Obama sounding the alarm, scaring the crap out of the American people. Saying if you don’t raise the debt feeling, we’re going to default. (Crap Quotes)
The main differences between contemporary English and American literature is that the baleful pseudo-professionalism imparted by all those crap M.F.A. writing programs has yet to settle like a miasma of standardization on the English literary scene. But it’s beginning to happen. (Crap Quotes)
If you just sit there, and you’re a writer, you’re bound to write crap. A lot of American writing is crap. And a lot of American writers are professionals. (Crap Quotes)
There are good intentions behind many people’s conversion to veganism, including an admirable devotion to the well-being of animals and a justified skepticism about the crap the USDA allows manufacturers to put in our food. But it’s hard to ignore the often sanctimonious nature of what some nutritionists view as an ‘extremist’ way of eating. (Crap Quotes)
Valentine cards and birthday wishes? Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding The bond between man and woman and child. The highest elevation, cause we above All that romance crap, just show your love. (Crap Quotes)
My father was an army champion boxer... in the British army. And so he loved boxing and talked it up as a sport. But then when my brother and I were beating the crap out of each other, he was always trying to tone it down. But I am a fan of boxing. (Crap Quotes)
Some people’s photography is an art. Not mine. Art is a dirty word in photography. All this fine art crap is killing it already. (Crap Quotes)
Positive thinking is a good attitude to have. But positive thinking without any skills is a load of crap. (Crap Quotes)
My dad loved to ‘arrange things’ to take us kids to that scared the crap out of us on Halloween. He’d take us to the old ‘Hermit’s House’ at the edge of town. He’d park the car 100 yards down the street and say, ‘Go back there and get something off the front porch!’ (Crap Quotes)
The back, it’s frustrating. It’s hard to figure out. You go to bed feeling good, and you wake up tight. It seems like, when you have a bad back, your whole body feels like crap. (Crap Quotes)
At birth we are very much like a new hard drive - no viruses, no bad information, no crap that’s been downloaded into it yet. It’s what we feed into that hard drive that starts the corruption of the files. (Crap Quotes)
I’ve always loved clothes, especially handbags and shoes. I’d rather save my money on clothing and wear crap, but have the handbags and shoes. I used to buy a Ferragamo or Louis Vuitton bag every job that I got. Now I have a child, and we pay for private school, so I’ve had to scale back! (Crap Quotes)
I suppose I didn’t cry in all the cancer crap stuff because I felt I couldn’t lose the battle, and part of the battle was holding myself together. (Crap Quotes)
There’s too many people in seats of power who just haven’t got a clue what they’re doing. They’re bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see crap movies. (Crap Quotes)
I have the greatest job in the world. I get paid loads of cash for beating the crap out of people. And I’m very good at it. (Crap Quotes)
Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv. (Crap Quotes)
AIDS is an absolutely tragic disease. The argument about AIDS’ being some kind of divine retribution is crap. (Crap Quotes)
This is what you work for, putting all the other crap that you hear aside. Just being able to participate in a World Series is pretty much everything. But you do want to win! (Crap Quotes)
It’s immoral that people make money out of writing crap, but I try not to obsess about it. I don’t want to spend my life being angry. (Crap Quotes)
I’m careful with my heart. I don’t take crap from no one these days. I put my foot down. Being a woman, you deserve heaven and earth. (Crap Quotes)
I’m not focused on the outrageousness. I’m just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don’t even read the newspaper, I don’t read that crap. (Crap Quotes)
Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars. (Crap Quotes)
The open web is full of spam, shady operators, and blatant falsehoods. Outside of a relatively small percentage of high quality sites, most of the web is chock full of popup ads and other interruptive come-ons. It’s nearly impossible to find signal in that noise, and the web is in danger of being overrun by all that crap. (Crap Quotes)
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap! (Crap Quotes)
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful and being generous. Everything else is crap. I promise you. It’s just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel like less. So don’t buy it. Be smart. Be thoughtful and be generous. (Crap Quotes)
I’m always taken aback by things that are successful that I think are just crap, and then I’m completely surprised when things I do end up being successful because you walk into things and you never know... It’s just really remarkable. (Crap Quotes)
A make believe life doesn’t win friends and influence people. It bores the crap out of those living the dream. (Crap Quotes)
You’re not going to see a new Bernard Hopkins. I’m too old for that crap. I think what you will see is something different that I know I am capable of doing. (Crap Quotes)
As a kid, I really loved ‘Jane Eyre,’ I used to fantasise that the past was so much better and my lifetime was crap. (Crap Quotes)
I was in ‘Cliffhanger’ years ago, so I’m a massive fan of the big event movies - the good ones - but there’s a lot of crap that’s made in between the good ones. It’s just the superhuman films that I can’t get my head around. I guess if you’re a fan of them, then you love them. (Crap Quotes)