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Crap Quotes

Some people’s photography is an art. Not mine. Art is a dirty word in photography. All this fine art crap is killing it already Picture Quote #1

God knows I’ve done enough crap in my life to grow a few flowers Picture Quote #1

I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions Picture Quote #1

If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them Picture Quote #1

You’re all so obsessed with other worlds, you’re so convinced that this one is crap and everywhere else is great, but you’ve never bothered to figure out what’s going on here! Picture Quote #1

I try to be nice, I try to respect other people, but over the years I’ve learned that all this stuff we do is a bunch of crap. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t have its place. We are living in a material world, so why not live with something beautiful? Picture Quote #1

You may have crap that wants to drag you down, but if you really like what you’re doing, then there’s always a silver lining Picture Quote #1

Take care of yourself: When you don’t sleep, eat crap, don’t exercise, and are living off adrenaline for too long, your performance suffers. Your decisions suffer. Your company suffers. Love those close to you: Failure of your company is not failure in life. Failure in your relationship is Picture Quote #1

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn’t crap on the floor Picture Quote #1

A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods Picture Quote #1

Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need Picture Quote #1

I ain’t got no magical powers and mystical trips and all that kind of crap. It’s kind of silly Picture Quote #1

And there’s this place called college! I mean, they want you to care, dig it, care about this education trip, and they don’t care enough themselves to make it as attractive as the crap game across the street! Picture Quote #1

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it’s the happy people who need medication Picture Quote #1

In our world no one ever knows what to do, and everyone’s just as clueless and full of crap as everyone else, and you have to figure it all out by yourself. And even after you’ve figured it out and done it, you’ll never know whether you were right or wrong. You’ll never know if you put the ring in the right volcano, or if things might have gone better if you hadn’t Picture Quote #1

If you look at the offense like a fancy car, the offensive line is the engine. Even though we might have nice spinners and nice rims and tinted windows and some neat paint job, it doesn’t mean crap without the engine. If the engine’s not working, the car might look like a pretty nice car, but it’s a piece of crap Picture Quote #1

Street performers, homemade crafts, keep your wallet in your front pocket and don’t buy any crap! Picture Quote #1

If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can Picture Quote #1

That to me is a bunch of crap trying to shoot guys up into damned space. What they’re going to do is they’re going to wipe out half a dozen people one of these days, and that will be the end of it Picture Quote #1

I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room Picture Quote #1

If you have an ongoing relationship with a person, think of everything positive about that person that you possibly can and enter your interaction from that space. Ignore all the crap that used to drive you up the wall before. You will be amazed at what a change this attitude shift brings about Picture Quote #1

I try to give the appearance that I have it all together and that I know what I’m talking about, but at the end of the day, I think I might be full of crap Picture Quote #1

I can always write. Sometimes, to be sure, what I write is crap, but it’s words on the page and therefore it is something to work with Picture Quote #1

At every moment, you have the opportunity to crap out. The world will always tell you to play it safe and just be dead Picture Quote #1

I realized that I really enjoy writing comedy, and how important comedy is when you feel like total crap Picture Quote #1

For me, when I’m writing something really personal, I don’t feel good about it. It’s weird that people can connect to it and like something that came from a really crap place. You have to be quite brave to write about something that you honestly feel and think Picture Quote #1

I hope somebody does this to all my crap demos when I’m dead, making them into hit songs Picture Quote #1

However naïve it sounds, or however inept the result, I think the idea is to try to alchemize the crap, not just mirror it all Picture Quote #1

Sure, you need enormous amounts of technical expertise to be the best in the world. But to accomplish mindfulness, you just need something you already have: the willingness to quiet down, clear the crap and trust yourself Picture Quote #1

As happy as I am off the floor, on the floor I am the opposite. I don’t take any crap Picture Quote #1

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Some people’s photography is an art. Not mine. Art is a dirty word in photography. All this fine art crap is killing it already (Crap Quotes) God knows I’ve done enough crap in my life to grow a few flowers (Crap Quotes) I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions (Crap Quotes) If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them (Crap Quotes) You’re all so obsessed with other worlds, you’re so convinced that this one is crap and everywhere else is great, but you’ve never bothered to figure out what’s going on here! (Crap Quotes) I try to be nice, I try to respect other people, but over the years I’ve learned that all this stuff we do is a bunch of crap. That doesn’t mean it doesn’t have its place. We are living in a material world, so why not live with something beautiful? (Crap Quotes) You may have crap that wants to drag you down, but if you really like what you’re doing, then there’s always a silver lining (Crap Quotes) Take care of yourself: When you don’t sleep, eat crap, don’t exercise, and are living off adrenaline for too long, your performance suffers. Your decisions suffer. Your company suffers. Love those close to you: Failure of your company is not failure in life. Failure in your relationship is (Crap Quotes) I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn’t crap on the floor (Crap Quotes) A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods (Crap Quotes) Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need (Crap Quotes) I ain’t got no magical powers and mystical trips and all that kind of crap. It’s kind of silly (Crap Quotes) And there’s this place called college! I mean, they want you to care, dig it, care about this education trip, and they don’t care enough themselves to make it as attractive as the crap game across the street! (Crap Quotes) Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it’s the happy people who need medication (Crap Quotes) In our world no one ever knows what to do, and everyone’s just as clueless and full of crap as everyone else, and you have to figure it all out by yourself. And even after you’ve figured it out and done it, you’ll never know whether you were right or wrong. You’ll never know if you put the ring in the right volcano, or if things might have gone better if you hadn’t (Crap Quotes) If you look at the offense like a fancy car, the offensive line is the engine. Even though we might have nice spinners and nice rims and tinted windows and some neat paint job, it doesn’t mean crap without the engine. If the engine’s not working, the car might look like a pretty nice car, but it’s a piece of crap (Crap Quotes) Street performers, homemade crafts, keep your wallet in your front pocket and don’t buy any crap! (Crap Quotes) If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can (Crap Quotes) That to me is a bunch of crap trying to shoot guys up into damned space. What they’re going to do is they’re going to wipe out half a dozen people one of these days, and that will be the end of it (Crap Quotes) I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room (Crap Quotes) If you have an ongoing relationship with a person, think of everything positive about that person that you possibly can and enter your interaction from that space. Ignore all the crap that used to drive you up the wall before. You will be amazed at what a change this attitude shift brings about (Crap Quotes) I try to give the appearance that I have it all together and that I know what I’m talking about, but at the end of the day, I think I might be full of crap (Crap Quotes) I can always write. Sometimes, to be sure, what I write is crap, but it’s words on the page and therefore it is something to work with (Crap Quotes) At every moment, you have the opportunity to crap out. The world will always tell you to play it safe and just be dead (Crap Quotes) I realized that I really enjoy writing comedy, and how important comedy is when you feel like total crap (Crap Quotes) For me, when I’m writing something really personal, I don’t feel good about it. It’s weird that people can connect to it and like something that came from a really crap place. You have to be quite brave to write about something that you honestly feel and think (Crap Quotes) I hope somebody does this to all my crap demos when I’m dead, making them into hit songs (Crap Quotes) However naïve it sounds, or however inept the result, I think the idea is to try to alchemize the crap, not just mirror it all (Crap Quotes) Sure, you need enormous amounts of technical expertise to be the best in the world. But to accomplish mindfulness, you just need something you already have: the willingness to quiet down, clear the crap and trust yourself (Crap Quotes) As happy as I am off the floor, on the floor I am the opposite. I don’t take any crap (Crap Quotes)

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