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Crap Quotes

I usually don’t have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I’m gonna start blowin crap up. It’s what the founding fathers would want Picture Quote #1

And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God’s sake, they were blowing peoples’ heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn’t even coffee Picture Quote #1

We talk about a free press. These people hide, they make a lot of money off the media. They hide behind the slogans of free press, and then they can come out with crap like that. It’s just garbage. It’s insulting to the readers Picture Quote #1

No one gave a crap that I was the kid from ‘Free Willy’. You’re not in some wispy fantasyland where everyone’s telling you ‘yes’ all the time, which happens a lot to actors Picture Quote #1

I’m shooting in Brooklyn, we’ve got all kinds of crap going on, and I’m all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can’t believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me Picture Quote #1

I know what I look like. I’m not a babe who’s automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think I would always be cast as the friend. I probably tend to look crap more often than I look good. I like messing around and pulling funny faces and doing funny walks Picture Quote #1

When you’re the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there’s no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time Picture Quote #1

Like now what Urban Outfitters has become is very much how I always dressed in high school by going to garage sales and getting stuff for 50 cents. Cost a little more now, to look like crap Picture Quote #1

I could kill Vino for all this doping crap. Strangle him slowly with piano wire just like they do in the Italian gangster movies. I bet I could get Aru to buy the wire Picture Quote #1

People put off writing thinking they don’t have the time or enough of an opinion to matter and that is crap. You are the only one standing in your own way, so get started Picture Quote #1

I’m the type of guy if there’s a haunted hotel in town, I’m staying there and will stay up all night waiting to get the crap scared out of me Picture Quote #1

I’ve just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn’t get his good, thick hair. I got my mother’s thin, wispy, non-event hair instead Picture Quote #1

All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it’s all tripe Picture Quote #1

Today is the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. President Lincoln wrote it on his way to the site of the speech on the back of an envelope. One guy on the back of an envelope wrote the great Gettysburg Address - while every night it takes six guys to write this crap! Picture Quote #1

I have always been very choosy, but as you grow older, your tolerance for crap becomes less. The role I will do today has to justify the time I take away from my kids and my husband. I love them, spend a lot of time with them and love doing things for them. So to go away for three to six months, I need something equally powerful Picture Quote #1

God doesn’t; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe Picture Quote #1

I don’t consider myself a divining rod whom God is speaking through or any kind of crap like that Picture Quote #1

Happiness is a good business these days, more you talk crap about happiness the large number of crowd you will gather Picture Quote #1

If your ideas are good they rise, and if they’re a bit crap they sink Picture Quote #1

You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman Picture Quote #1

One of the great things with comedy is that there’s no such thing as a mediocre comedy; it’s either uproarious or crap. That’s the problem Picture Quote #1

In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector Picture Quote #1

The local TV news is the greatest danger in your life. It’s all crap Picture Quote #1

But I have to grow out of it, because it’s very boring, really. Even when you’re telling people how crap you are, you’re still banging on about yourself Picture Quote #1

I’m quite strong for a girl. I studied karate growing up - I’m a brown belt - and me and my sister used to beat the crap out of each other Picture Quote #1

I’ve been working some really long hours for the last five or six years. Anybody who works on series television knows, and especially women because women spend probably two hours more than the guys with all their hair and makeup crap Picture Quote #1

With a lot of hair and make-up then I’m possibly, remotely attractive. But it’s rare, I don’t think I’m ugly but I’m nothing particularly special. I’m not a yoga and health girl. I don’t exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails Picture Quote #1

Sportsmanship...what a load of crap, don’t preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn’t have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church! Picture Quote #1

I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they’d have to really suck Picture Quote #1

I was having a hard time at school, in terms of being crap at everything, with no discernible talent, Picture Quote #1

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I usually don’t have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I’m gonna start blowin crap up. It’s what the founding fathers would want. (Crap Quotes) And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this crap. For God’s sake, they were blowing peoples’ heads off because they put a tax on their breakfast beverage. And it wasn’t even coffee. (Crap Quotes) We talk about a free press. These people hide, they make a lot of money off the media. They hide behind the slogans of free press, and then they can come out with crap like that. It’s just garbage. It’s insulting to the readers. (Crap Quotes) No one gave a crap that I was the kid from ‘Free Willy’. You’re not in some wispy fantasyland where everyone’s telling you ‘yes’ all the time, which happens a lot to actors. (Crap Quotes) I’m shooting in Brooklyn, we’ve got all kinds of crap going on, and I’m all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can’t believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me. (Crap Quotes) I know what I look like. I’m not a babe who’s automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think I would always be cast as the friend. I probably tend to look crap more often than I look good. I like messing around and pulling funny faces and doing funny walks. (Crap Quotes) When you’re the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there’s no one to call you on it. On Garden State I did different lines on every take, just making crap up. And it was great each time. (Crap Quotes) Like now what Urban Outfitters has become is very much how I always dressed in high school by going to garage sales and getting stuff for 50 cents. Cost a little more now, to look like crap. (Crap Quotes) I could kill Vino for all this doping crap. Strangle him slowly with piano wire just like they do in the Italian gangster movies. I bet I could get Aru to buy the wire. (Crap Quotes) People put off writing thinking they don’t have the time or enough of an opinion to matter and that is crap. You are the only one standing in your own way, so get started. (Crap Quotes) I’m the type of guy if there’s a haunted hotel in town, I’m staying there and will stay up all night waiting to get the crap scared out of me. (Crap Quotes) I’ve just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn’t get his good, thick hair. I got my mother’s thin, wispy, non-event hair instead. (Crap Quotes) All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it’s all tripe. (Crap Quotes) Today is the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. President Lincoln wrote it on his way to the site of the speech on the back of an envelope. One guy on the back of an envelope wrote the great Gettysburg Address - while every night it takes six guys to write this crap! (Crap Quotes) I have always been very choosy, but as you grow older, your tolerance for crap becomes less. The role I will do today has to justify the time I take away from my kids and my husband. I love them, spend a lot of time with them and love doing things for them. So to go away for three to six months, I need something equally powerful. (Crap Quotes) God doesn’t; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe. (Crap Quotes) I don’t consider myself a divining rod whom God is speaking through or any kind of crap like that. (Crap Quotes) Happiness is a good business these days, more you talk crap about happiness the large number of crowd you will gather. (Crap Quotes) If your ideas are good they rise, and if they’re a bit crap they sink (Crap Quotes) You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman. (Crap Quotes) One of the great things with comedy is that there’s no such thing as a mediocre comedy; it’s either uproarious or crap. That’s the problem. (Crap Quotes) In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector (Crap Quotes) The local TV news is the greatest danger in your life. It’s all crap. (Crap Quotes) But I have to grow out of it, because it’s very boring, really. Even when you’re telling people how crap you are, you’re still banging on about yourself. (Crap Quotes) I’m quite strong for a girl. I studied karate growing up - I’m a brown belt - and me and my sister used to beat the crap out of each other. (Crap Quotes) I’ve been working some really long hours for the last five or six years. Anybody who works on series television knows, and especially women because women spend probably two hours more than the guys with all their hair and makeup crap. (Crap Quotes) With a lot of hair and make-up then I’m possibly, remotely attractive. But it’s rare, I don’t think I’m ugly but I’m nothing particularly special. I’m not a yoga and health girl. I don’t exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails. (Crap Quotes) Sportsmanship...what a load of crap, don’t preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn’t have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church! (Crap Quotes) I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they’d have to really suck. (Crap Quotes) I was having a hard time at school, in terms of being crap at everything, with no discernible talent, (Crap Quotes)

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