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Tina Fey Quotes

I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I’m with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That’s basically how we’re doing it Picture Quote #1

Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City Picture Quote #1

That’s the kind of trouble you get when diverse groups of people actually cross paths with one another. That’s why many of the worst things in the world happen in and around Starbucks bathrooms Picture Quote #1

[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me Picture Quote #1

I remember failing my Princeton interview. My mom wanted me to apply because ever since I was a kid she had this dream that I would apply to Princeton, but it was just not happening Picture Quote #1

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It’s not forbidden anymore Picture Quote #1

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Let’s review the cost-free techniques that we’ve learned so far for raising an achievement-oriented, obedient, drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater, and flat feet. Another key element is Strong Father Figure / Fear Thereof Picture Quote #1

I really wasn’t heavy in high school. But no one feels right in their own skin, particularly in high school Picture Quote #1

This January, Kevin Costner will be honored by the Palm Springs International Film Festival for his contribution to film. This gives Costner just two months to make a contribution to film Picture Quote #1

At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music Picture Quote #1

[Television] is a great medium for writers, because there’s just no time for a studio to interfere very long. You write it, you shoot it; it’s on TV Picture Quote #1

It’s one thing to be a wisecracking precocious teen hanging out with twenty-seven year olds.It’s another thing to get in the way of a grown man trying to get laid Picture Quote #1

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If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? Picture Quote #1

I have one top-notch baby with whom I am in love. It’s a head-over-heels first love kind of thing, because I pay for everything and all we do is hold hands Picture Quote #1

In my limited experience, shows are like children. You can teach them manners and dress them in little sailor suits, but in the end, they're going to be who they're going to be Picture Quote #1

Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy Picture Quote #1

I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it Picture Quote #1

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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people Picture Quote #1

The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It’s not forbidden anymore Picture Quote #1

When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real Picture Quote #1

Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue Picture Quote #1

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss Picture Quote #1

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job? Picture Quote #1

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I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date Picture Quote #1

I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other Picture Quote #1

I think for women especially, you need to have a plan. I need to have some other ways to generate income, so I don't have to stretch my face or lift the top of my head with surgery or something Picture Quote #1

I was the editor of the school newspaper and in drama club and choir, so I was not a popular girl in the traditional sense, but I think I was known for being relatively scathing Picture Quote #1

I'm more of a writer than an actor, and I used to say that I'm mostly an improviser, though I haven't improvised in awhile Picture Quote #1

If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs Picture Quote #1

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I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I’m with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That’s basically how we’re doing it. (Tina Fey Quotes) Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City. (Tina Fey Quotes) That’s the kind of trouble you get when diverse groups of people actually cross paths with one another. That’s why many of the worst things in the world happen in and around Starbucks bathrooms. (Tina Fey Quotes) [...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. (Tina Fey Quotes) I remember failing my Princeton interview. My mom wanted me to apply because ever since I was a kid she had this dream that I would apply to Princeton, but it was just not happening. (Tina Fey Quotes) The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It’s not forbidden anymore. (Tina Fey Quotes) Let’s review the cost-free techniques that we’ve learned so far for raising an achievement-oriented, obedient, drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater, and flat feet. Another key element is Strong Father Figure / Fear Thereof. (Tina Fey Quotes) I really wasn’t heavy in high school. But no one feels right in their own skin, particularly in high school. (Tina Fey Quotes) This January, Kevin Costner will be honored by the Palm Springs International Film Festival for his contribution to film. This gives Costner just two months to make a contribution to film. (Tina Fey Quotes) At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music. (Tina Fey Quotes) [Television] is a great medium for writers, because there’s just no time for a studio to interfere very long. You write it, you shoot it; it’s on TV. (Tina Fey Quotes) It’s one thing to be a wisecracking precocious teen hanging out with twenty-seven year olds.It’s another thing to get in the way of a grown man trying to get laid. (Tina Fey Quotes) If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? (Tina Fey Quotes) I have one top-notch baby with whom I am in love. It’s a head-over-heels first love kind of thing, because I pay for everything and all we do is hold hands. (Tina Fey Quotes) In my limited experience, shows are like children. You can teach them manners and dress them in little sailor suits, but in the end, they're going to be who they're going to be (Tina Fey Quotes) Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy (Tina Fey Quotes) I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey (Tina Fey Quotes) You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it (Tina Fey Quotes) I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people (Tina Fey Quotes) The ladies of comedy now are comfortable dressing up. It’s not forbidden anymore (Tina Fey Quotes) When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real (Tina Fey Quotes) Politics and prostitution have to be the only jobs where inexperience is considered a virtue (Tina Fey Quotes) A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss (Tina Fey Quotes) An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show here ankles to to get that job? (Tina Fey Quotes) I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date (Tina Fey Quotes) I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other (Tina Fey Quotes) I think for women especially, you need to have a plan. I need to have some other ways to generate income, so I don't have to stretch my face or lift the top of my head with surgery or something (Tina Fey Quotes) I was the editor of the school newspaper and in drama club and choir, so I was not a popular girl in the traditional sense, but I think I was known for being relatively scathing (Tina Fey Quotes) I'm more of a writer than an actor, and I used to say that I'm mostly an improviser, though I haven't improvised in awhile (Tina Fey Quotes) If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs (Tina Fey Quotes)

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