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Tina Fey Quotes

[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me Picture Quote #1

I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I’m with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That’s basically how we’re doing it Picture Quote #1

Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a hard time about it. Teat Nazis are a solely western upper-middle-class phenomenon occurring when highly ambitious women experience deprivation from outside modes of achievement Picture Quote #1

... the music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie Picture Quote #1

I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah Picture Quote #1

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares? Picture Quote #1

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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey Picture Quote #1

I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people Picture Quote #1

Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy Picture Quote #1

When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real Picture Quote #1

In my limited experience, shows are like children. You can teach them manners and dress them in little sailor suits, but in the end, they're going to be who they're going to be Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it Picture Quote #1

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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole Picture Quote #1

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne Picture Quote #1

You have to let people see what you wrote. It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring Picture Quote #1

I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too Picture Quote #1

I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy Picture Quote #1

Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable. For sketch writers, remember they’re called sketches for a reason. They’re not called oil paintings. Some of them are going to stink. You have to let them stink Picture Quote #1

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It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead Picture Quote #1

We can't expect our gay friends to always be single, celibate, and arriving early with the nacho fixin's. And we really need to let these people get married, already Picture Quote #1

It’s harder to make something good when you can’t curse all the time Picture Quote #1

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do Picture Quote #1

I don’t really have a nemesis, but I have a series of hundreds of small enemies that fuel me. Everyone I meet I assume is out to get me and that fuels my fire on a daily basis Picture Quote #1

It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper - vigilance, but it's my lot in life Picture Quote #1

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You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute Picture Quote #1

In other words: Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles Picture Quote #1

If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! Picture Quote #1

Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope Picture Quote #1

There is no one of - woman - born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist Picture Quote #1

Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does Picture Quote #1

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[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. (Tina Fey Quotes) I work, and then whenever I have any other time, I’m with my daughter, and then I go to sleep. I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. That’s basically how we’re doing it. (Tina Fey Quotes) Now let me be clear; millions of women around the world nurse their children beautifully for years without giving anybody else a hard time about it. Teat Nazis are a solely western upper-middle-class phenomenon occurring when highly ambitious women experience deprivation from outside modes of achievement (Tina Fey Quotes) ... the music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie (Tina Fey Quotes) I still want Oprah to play my best friend. I want to spend time with Oprah (Tina Fey Quotes) If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares? (Tina Fey Quotes) I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey (Tina Fey Quotes) I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people (Tina Fey Quotes) Being a mom has made me so tired. And so happy (Tina Fey Quotes) When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real (Tina Fey Quotes) In my limited experience, shows are like children. You can teach them manners and dress them in little sailor suits, but in the end, they're going to be who they're going to be (Tina Fey Quotes) You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it (Tina Fey Quotes) Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole (Tina Fey Quotes) My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne (Tina Fey Quotes) You have to let people see what you wrote. It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring (Tina Fey Quotes) I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too (Tina Fey Quotes) I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy (Tina Fey Quotes) Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable. For sketch writers, remember they’re called sketches for a reason. They’re not called oil paintings. Some of them are going to stink. You have to let them stink (Tina Fey Quotes) It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead (Tina Fey Quotes) We can't expect our gay friends to always be single, celibate, and arriving early with the nacho fixin's. And we really need to let these people get married, already (Tina Fey Quotes) It’s harder to make something good when you can’t curse all the time (Tina Fey Quotes) Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do (Tina Fey Quotes) I don’t really have a nemesis, but I have a series of hundreds of small enemies that fuel me. Everyone I meet I assume is out to get me and that fuels my fire on a daily basis (Tina Fey Quotes) It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper - vigilance, but it's my lot in life (Tina Fey Quotes) You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute (Tina Fey Quotes) In other words: Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles (Tina Fey Quotes) If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! (Tina Fey Quotes) Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope (Tina Fey Quotes) There is no one of - woman - born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist (Tina Fey Quotes) Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does (Tina Fey Quotes)

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