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Tina Fey Quotes

I don’t really have a nemesis, but I have a series of hundreds of small enemies that fuel me. Everyone I meet I assume is out to get me and that fuels my fire on a daily basis Picture Quote #1

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole Picture Quote #1

In other words: Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles Picture Quote #1

If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! Picture Quote #1

Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope Picture Quote #1

There is no one of - woman - born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist Picture Quote #1

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Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does Picture Quote #1

I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that Picture Quote #1

We can't expect our gay friends to always be single, celibate, and arriving early with the nacho fixin's. And we really need to let these people get married, already Picture Quote #1

You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute Picture Quote #1

It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper - vigilance, but it's my lot in life Picture Quote #1

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I don’t really have a nemesis, but I have a series of hundreds of small enemies that fuel me. Everyone I meet I assume is out to get me and that fuels my fire on a daily basis (Tina Fey Quotes) Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole (Tina Fey Quotes) In other words: Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don't just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles (Tina Fey Quotes) If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! (Tina Fey Quotes) Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope (Tina Fey Quotes) There is no one of - woman - born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist (Tina Fey Quotes) Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does (Tina Fey Quotes) I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that (Tina Fey Quotes) We can't expect our gay friends to always be single, celibate, and arriving early with the nacho fixin's. And we really need to let these people get married, already (Tina Fey Quotes) You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute (Tina Fey Quotes) It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper - vigilance, but it's my lot in life (Tina Fey Quotes)

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