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Tina Fey Quotes

I find, the fancier the fashion magazine is, the worse the Photoshop. It's as if they are already so disgusted that a human has to be in the clothes, they can't stop erasing human features Picture Quote #1

Pilot scripts are particularly difficult to write because you have to introduce all the characters without it feeling like a series of introductions Picture Quote #1

In my youth I washed daily with Ivory soap and Prell shampoo. Everyone knew Prell was the best shampoo because you could also use it to clean a frying pan Picture Quote #1

We can't expect our gay friends to always be single, celibate, and arriving early with the nacho fixin's. And we really need to let these people get married, already Picture Quote #1

Sometimes if you have a difficult decision to make, just stall until the answer presents itself Picture Quote #1

We City Folk can pretend that we prefer the rotgut from Starcorps with skim milk and Splenda, but who are we kidding? Maxwell House with French vanilla corn syrup cannot be beat Picture Quote #1

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At ten I asked my mother if I could start shaving my legs. My dark shin fur was hard to ignore in shorts weather, Picture Quote #1

I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do Picture Quote #1

A little tiny person with nothing to worry about running in circles, worried out of her mind Picture Quote #1

Nothing gives you a fear flashback like a bunch of strangers cheering in surprise that you're not dead Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not Picture Quote #1

The sketch should lead the cutting pattern, which is to say content should dictate style, which is to say that in TV the writer is king Picture Quote #1

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Maybe it's seventy years in the future and you found this book in a stack of junk being used to block the entrance of an abandoned Starbucks that is now a feeding station for the alien militia Picture Quote #1

... I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life Picture Quote #1

You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers! Picture Quote #1

Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian Picture Quote #1

I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that Picture Quote #1

Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does Picture Quote #1

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The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes Picture Quote #1

But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom Picture Quote #1

My father-in-law tripped on a crack in the pavement and spent the rest of the week politely pretending he had not dislocated his shoulder Picture Quote #1

You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go Picture Quote #1

Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it Picture Quote #1

There is no one of - woman - born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist Picture Quote #1

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The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit - ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing Picture Quote #1

Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts Picture Quote #1

Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope Picture Quote #1

I prefer the retro chic of spending christmas just like joseph and mary did - traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there Picture Quote #1

If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! Picture Quote #1

When you watched Sanford and Son you didn't want to have sex with everybody you saw just Grady Picture Quote #1

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I find, the fancier the fashion magazine is, the worse the Photoshop. It's as if they are already so disgusted that a human has to be in the clothes, they can't stop erasing human features (Tina Fey Quotes) Pilot scripts are particularly difficult to write because you have to introduce all the characters without it feeling like a series of introductions (Tina Fey Quotes) In my youth I washed daily with Ivory soap and Prell shampoo. Everyone knew Prell was the best shampoo because you could also use it to clean a frying pan (Tina Fey Quotes) We can't expect our gay friends to always be single, celibate, and arriving early with the nacho fixin's. And we really need to let these people get married, already (Tina Fey Quotes) Sometimes if you have a difficult decision to make, just stall until the answer presents itself (Tina Fey Quotes) We City Folk can pretend that we prefer the rotgut from Starcorps with skim milk and Splenda, but who are we kidding? Maxwell House with French vanilla corn syrup cannot be beat (Tina Fey Quotes) At ten I asked my mother if I could start shaving my legs. My dark shin fur was hard to ignore in shorts weather, (Tina Fey Quotes) I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do (Tina Fey Quotes) A little tiny person with nothing to worry about running in circles, worried out of her mind (Tina Fey Quotes) Nothing gives you a fear flashback like a bunch of strangers cheering in surprise that you're not dead (Tina Fey Quotes) Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not (Tina Fey Quotes) The sketch should lead the cutting pattern, which is to say content should dictate style, which is to say that in TV the writer is king (Tina Fey Quotes) Maybe it's seventy years in the future and you found this book in a stack of junk being used to block the entrance of an abandoned Starbucks that is now a feeding station for the alien militia (Tina Fey Quotes) ... I can't possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody's business and I'll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life (Tina Fey Quotes) You all watched a sketch about feminism and you didn't even know it because of all the jokes. It's like when Jessica Seinfeld puts spinach in kids' brownies. Suckers! (Tina Fey Quotes) Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian (Tina Fey Quotes) I think someone should design exercise machines that reward people with sex at the end of their workouts, because people will perform superhuman feats for even the faint hope of that (Tina Fey Quotes) Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does (Tina Fey Quotes) The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes (Tina Fey Quotes) But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom (Tina Fey Quotes) My father-in-law tripped on a crack in the pavement and spent the rest of the week politely pretending he had not dislocated his shoulder (Tina Fey Quotes) You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second, and then you have to let it go (Tina Fey Quotes) Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions... Do your thing, and don't care if they like it (Tina Fey Quotes) There is no one of - woman - born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist (Tina Fey Quotes) The same ten minutes that magazines urge me to use for sit - ups and triceps dips, I used for sobbing (Tina Fey Quotes) Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts (Tina Fey Quotes) Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope (Tina Fey Quotes) I prefer the retro chic of spending christmas just like joseph and mary did - traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there (Tina Fey Quotes) If you're going to expend energy being mad about Photoshop, you'll also have to be mad about earrings. No one's ears are that sparkly! (Tina Fey Quotes) When you watched Sanford and Son you didn't want to have sex with everybody you saw just Grady (Tina Fey Quotes)

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