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Tina Fey Quotes

A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’ Picture Quote #1

Many of the world’s greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox Picture Quote #1

I don’t weigh myself. I just go by if my clothes fit. I try not to participate too much in the incredible amount of wasted energy that women have around dealing with food. I just feel like being healthy is sort of a job requirement to be on TV, and being a writer is so much coping with fatigue and stress, and you just eat. You eat to stay awake Picture Quote #1

Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing! Picture Quote #1

Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless Picture Quote #1

It doesn’t matter if it’s a school play or a dumb TV show. It’s your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you Picture Quote #1

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Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who I am Picture Quote #1

George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person commission investigating rules of war violation in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a Lifetime Achievement Award Picture Quote #1

North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror. Even more amazing? Not the worst review the movie got Picture Quote #1

The first time I went to see a Second City show, I was in awe of everything. I just wanted to touch the same stage that Gilda Radner had walked on. It was sacred ground Picture Quote #1

Researches reported that they developed a self-healing plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built and medicine is practiced. In a related story, Joan Rivers will never die Picture Quote #1

Saudi Arabian police arrested seven teenage boys for leering at women. In accordance with Saudi law, the boys will be whipped and the women will be stoned to death Picture Quote #1

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President Bush gave a rousing speech to the United Nations General Assembly. Afterward, in a touching show of support, every foreign dignitary shook hands with the president and smiled warmly as he mispronounced their names Picture Quote #1

My parents are very well-behaved. If anything, if my Mom were here right now, she would hug and kiss every one of you hello, and then she would feed you Picture Quote #1

I guess what I would tell women is to get their education first, before having kids. That way they can keep their options open down the road. I also think that it shouldn’t necessarily be an issue just for women, that men should be part of the stay-home discussion too Picture Quote #1

Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he thinks you’re in his way in show business, he will crack your head open. He’s the Jeff Gillooly of comedy Picture Quote #1

We’re gonna promote freedom. Usher in democratic values and ideals. And fight terror-loving terrorists Picture Quote #1

Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically a person who comes and collects my stools, and then examines them to see if I’m eating right and if I should be drinking more water and what my moods should be Picture Quote #1

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A new study suggests that middle-aged adults who go on periodic drinking binges may face a heightened risk of dementia later on in life. The study is entitled, ‘National Strategy for Victory in Iraq.’ Picture Quote #1

The Supreme Court is expected to rule this week whether banning cross burning by groups like the Klu Klux Klan violates the first amendment. The outcome could affect the entertainment at Trent Lott’s Christmas party Picture Quote #1

In response to the escalating violence in Iraq, President Bush is delaying the return home of 25,000 troops and will actually add reinforcements to the south. Then in a symbolic gesture he pulled down the mission accomplished banner, put on a flight suit, walked backwards to a jet fighter and flew it in reverse off an aircraft carrier Picture Quote #1

I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it’s a little unseemly for women of a certain age Picture Quote #1

Al Gore announced Tuesday that he plans to launch a 24-hour cable news network for young adults. Gore claims he’s been wanting to do this since he invented cable TV in the 1990s Picture Quote #1

I’m not that good looking... nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen Picture Quote #1

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Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details? Picture Quote #1

Sometimes people expect that I’m going to be tough. It’s not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time Picture Quote #1

The idea of being in control for the sake of control is not really important to me. If everyone is sharp and doing what they’re doing well, you don’t really need to be in control all the time Picture Quote #1

Most of the time you’re too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, ‘I work at ‘Saturday Night Live,’ and that is so cool Picture Quote #1

According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon Picture Quote #1

I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep Picture Quote #1

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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’ (Tina Fey Quotes) Many of the world’s greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox (Tina Fey Quotes) I don’t weigh myself. I just go by if my clothes fit. I try not to participate too much in the incredible amount of wasted energy that women have around dealing with food. I just feel like being healthy is sort of a job requirement to be on TV, and being a writer is so much coping with fatigue and stress, and you just eat. You eat to stay awake (Tina Fey Quotes) Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing! (Tina Fey Quotes) Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless (Tina Fey Quotes) It doesn’t matter if it’s a school play or a dumb TV show. It’s your work. You should care about it so much that people get annoyed with you (Tina Fey Quotes) Life is improvisation. All of those [improv] classes were like church to me. The training had seeped into me and changed who I am (Tina Fey Quotes) George Clooney married Amal Alamuddin this year. Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, was an advisor to Kofi Annan regarding Syria, and was selected for a three-person commission investigating rules of war violation in the Gaza Strip. So tonight, her husband is getting a Lifetime Achievement Award (Tina Fey Quotes) North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror. Even more amazing? Not the worst review the movie got (Tina Fey Quotes) The first time I went to see a Second City show, I was in awe of everything. I just wanted to touch the same stage that Gilda Radner had walked on. It was sacred ground (Tina Fey Quotes) Researches reported that they developed a self-healing plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic will change the way airplanes are built and medicine is practiced. In a related story, Joan Rivers will never die (Tina Fey Quotes) Saudi Arabian police arrested seven teenage boys for leering at women. In accordance with Saudi law, the boys will be whipped and the women will be stoned to death (Tina Fey Quotes) President Bush gave a rousing speech to the United Nations General Assembly. Afterward, in a touching show of support, every foreign dignitary shook hands with the president and smiled warmly as he mispronounced their names (Tina Fey Quotes) My parents are very well-behaved. If anything, if my Mom were here right now, she would hug and kiss every one of you hello, and then she would feed you (Tina Fey Quotes) I guess what I would tell women is to get their education first, before having kids. That way they can keep their options open down the road. I also think that it shouldn’t necessarily be an issue just for women, that men should be part of the stay-home discussion too (Tina Fey Quotes) Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he thinks you’re in his way in show business, he will crack your head open. He’s the Jeff Gillooly of comedy (Tina Fey Quotes) We’re gonna promote freedom. Usher in democratic values and ideals. And fight terror-loving terrorists (Tina Fey Quotes) Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically a person who comes and collects my stools, and then examines them to see if I’m eating right and if I should be drinking more water and what my moods should be (Tina Fey Quotes) A new study suggests that middle-aged adults who go on periodic drinking binges may face a heightened risk of dementia later on in life. The study is entitled, ‘National Strategy for Victory in Iraq.’ (Tina Fey Quotes) The Supreme Court is expected to rule this week whether banning cross burning by groups like the Klu Klux Klan violates the first amendment. The outcome could affect the entertainment at Trent Lott’s Christmas party (Tina Fey Quotes) In response to the escalating violence in Iraq, President Bush is delaying the return home of 25,000 troops and will actually add reinforcements to the south. Then in a symbolic gesture he pulled down the mission accomplished banner, put on a flight suit, walked backwards to a jet fighter and flew it in reverse off an aircraft carrier (Tina Fey Quotes) I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it’s a little unseemly for women of a certain age. (Tina Fey Quotes) Al Gore announced Tuesday that he plans to launch a 24-hour cable news network for young adults. Gore claims he’s been wanting to do this since he invented cable TV in the 1990s. (Tina Fey Quotes) I’m not that good looking... nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen. (Tina Fey Quotes) Was it too much to expect the rest of the world to care about grammar or pay attention to details? (Tina Fey Quotes) Sometimes people expect that I’m going to be tough. It’s not a bad situation. People treat you better. People are on time. (Tina Fey Quotes) The idea of being in control for the sake of control is not really important to me. If everyone is sharp and doing what they’re doing well, you don’t really need to be in control all the time. (Tina Fey Quotes) Most of the time you’re too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, ‘I work at ‘Saturday Night Live,’ and that is so cool. (Tina Fey Quotes) According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon. (Tina Fey Quotes) I think you basically have to abandon the dreams of having any other adult activities in your life. You have to go to sleep whenever your child goes to sleep. (Tina Fey Quotes)

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