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Chastity - you can carry it too far (Mark Twain Quotes)
....honest men are few when it comes to themselves. (Mark Twain Quotes)
Forgiveness is the smell that lavender gives out when you tread on it (Mark Twain Quotes)
I was educated once - it took me years to get over it (Mark Twain Quotes)
God cures and the doctor sends the bill (Mark Twain Quotes)
Good fathers not only tell us how to live, they show us (Mark Twain Quotes)
Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing (Mark Twain Quotes)
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing (Mark Twain Quotes)
...heaven for climate, and hell for society. (Mark Twain Quotes)
We have the best government that money can buy (Mark Twain Quotes)
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds (Mark Twain Quotes)
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval (Mark Twain Quotes)
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean (Mark Twain Quotes)
Don't let schooling interfere with your education (Mark Twain Quotes)
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned (Mark Twain Quotes)
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it (Mark Twain Quotes)
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board (Mark Twain Quotes)
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it (Mark Twain Quotes)
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech (Mark Twain Quotes)
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling (Mark Twain Quotes)
Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms (Mark Twain Quotes)
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired (Mark Twain Quotes)
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about (Mark Twain Quotes)
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks (Mark Twain Quotes)
Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary (Mark Twain Quotes)
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today (Mark Twain Quotes)
Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand (Mark Twain Quotes)
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often (Mark Twain Quotes)
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get (Mark Twain Quotes)
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest (Mark Twain Quotes)