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Mark Twain Quotes
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A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having (Mark Twain Quotes)
There is no security in life, only opportunity (Mark Twain Quotes)
Modesty died when clothes were born (Mark Twain Quotes)
Had double chins all the way down to his stomach (Mark Twain Quotes)
Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream (Mark Twain Quotes)
... honest men are few when it comes to themselves (Mark Twain Quotes)
Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it (Mark Twain Quotes)
If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go (Mark Twain Quotes)
If you have nothing to say, say nothing (Mark Twain Quotes)
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness (Mark Twain Quotes)
Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled (Mark Twain Quotes)
On with the dance, let the joy be unconfined (Mark Twain Quotes)
The solution to our water problems is more rain (Mark Twain Quotes)
It is no use to keep private information which you can’t show off (Mark Twain Quotes)
Figures don’t lie, but liars figure (Mark Twain Quotes)
Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful (Mark Twain Quotes)
In literature imitations do not imitate (Mark Twain Quotes)
I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way (Mark Twain Quotes)
... heaven for climate, and hell for society (Mark Twain Quotes)
You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word (Mark Twain Quotes)
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat (Mark Twain Quotes)
One compliment can keep me going for a whole month (Mark Twain Quotes)
I’m pushing 60 years of age... and that’s enough exercise for me (Mark Twain Quotes)
The poetry is all in the anticipation, for there is none in reality (Mark Twain Quotes)
If all men were rich, all men would be poor (Mark Twain Quotes)
Tea is an affront to lunch and an insult to dinner (Mark Twain Quotes)
Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast (Mark Twain Quotes)
I deal with temptation by yielding to it (Mark Twain Quotes)
Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs (Mark Twain Quotes)
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking (Mark Twain Quotes)