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Mark Twain Quotes
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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth (Mark Twain Quotes)
God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins (Mark Twain Quotes)
To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin (Mark Twain Quotes)
You can’t pray a lie (Mark Twain Quotes)
Be good and you will be lonesome (Mark Twain Quotes)
Faith is believing what you know ain’t so (Mark Twain Quotes)
I do not like work even when someone else does it (Mark Twain Quotes)
Nothing helps scenery like ham and eggs (Mark Twain Quotes)
Man is the master of the unspoken word, which spoken, is master of him (Mark Twain Quotes)
Nothing was made in vain, but the fly came near it (Mark Twain Quotes)
The lack of money is the root of all evils (Mark Twain Quotes)
There was worlds of reputation in it, but no money (Mark Twain Quotes)
There is a great deal of human nature in people (Mark Twain Quotes)
We ought never to do wrong when people are looking (Mark Twain Quotes)
Woman is unrivaled as a wet nurse (Mark Twain Quotes)
Words in haste do friendships waste (Mark Twain Quotes)
Say the report is exaggerated (Mark Twain Quotes)
But old fools is the biggest fools there is (Mark Twain Quotes)
English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put ‘laughter’ in the wrong place (Mark Twain Quotes)
The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is being attacked, and every man will be glad of these conscience-soothing falsities (Mark Twain Quotes)
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear (Mark Twain Quotes)
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time (Mark Twain Quotes)
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person (Mark Twain Quotes)
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened (Mark Twain Quotes)
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first (Mark Twain Quotes)
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen (Mark Twain Quotes)
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside (Mark Twain Quotes)
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children (Mark Twain Quotes)
Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them (Mark Twain Quotes)
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this (Mark Twain Quotes)