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Jay Leno Quotes

When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth Picture Quote #1

If I have one advantage, it’s that I will try to work harder than the next guy Picture Quote #1

Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt Picture Quote #1

A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up Picture Quote #1

We live in what’s called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open our medical records Picture Quote #1

Romney raised $10 million. That’s a dollar for every position he’s had on healthcare Picture Quote #1

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We’re heading for a gov. shutdown. This is serious. W/o the gov who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will put us 14 trillion dollars in debt? Picture Quote #1

How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up? Picture Quote #1

I’m glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it’s safe to talk on the phone and send emails without anybody listening in Picture Quote #1

All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around Picture Quote #1

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there’s nothing worth fighting about Picture Quote #1

Show business pays you a lot of money because eventually you’re gonna get screwed Picture Quote #1

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It’s fun when you’re driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don’t. I mean, I don’t want to put on sunglasses. That’s why I’m in show business Picture Quote #1

I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat Picture Quote #1

According to government auditors, the stimulus money is being held up because there aren’t enough government workers to oversee the spending. So follow me, in other words, government workers who aren’t there are needed to spend money we don’t have to create jobs that don’t exist Picture Quote #1

Fred, what happened to your ass? Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me Picture Quote #1

Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day Picture Quote #1

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When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth (Jay Leno Quotes) If I have one advantage, it’s that I will try to work harder than the next guy (Jay Leno Quotes) Congress voted for tougher laws on corporations. So now when a corporation buys a senator, they need a receipt (Jay Leno Quotes) A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up (Jay Leno Quotes) We live in what’s called an open society, which of course means they open our emails, open our phone records, and open our medical records (Jay Leno Quotes) Romney raised $10 million. That’s a dollar for every position he’s had on healthcare (Jay Leno Quotes) We’re heading for a gov. shutdown. This is serious. W/o the gov who will fail to inspect our airplanes? Who will fail to secure our borders? Who will put us 14 trillion dollars in debt? (Jay Leno Quotes) How many are worried about a government shutdown? How many are more worried about it starting back up? (Jay Leno Quotes) I’m glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it’s safe to talk on the phone and send emails without anybody listening in (Jay Leno Quotes) All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around (Jay Leno Quotes) The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there’s nothing worth fighting about (Jay Leno Quotes) Show business pays you a lot of money because eventually you’re gonna get screwed (Jay Leno Quotes) It’s fun when you’re driving, and people wave at you, and you wave back. I think you either like people or you don’t. I mean, I don’t want to put on sunglasses. That’s why I’m in show business (Jay Leno Quotes) I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat (Jay Leno Quotes) According to government auditors, the stimulus money is being held up because there aren’t enough government workers to oversee the spending. So follow me, in other words, government workers who aren’t there are needed to spend money we don’t have to create jobs that don’t exist (Jay Leno Quotes) Fred, what happened to your ass? Oh, the fat guy at the office sneezed on me (Jay Leno Quotes) Jay Leno is not a guy who likes change. He eats the same food every day (Jay Leno Quotes)

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