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Groucho Marx Quotes

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
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Humor is reason gone mad  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana  (Groucho Marx Quotes) If you are not having fun you are doing something wrong  (Groucho Marx Quotes) You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters  (Groucho Marx Quotes) No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend  (Groucho Marx Quotes) You are going Uruguay, and I’m going my way  (Groucho Marx Quotes) It’s hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa  (Groucho Marx Quotes) How do you feel about women’s rights? I like either side of them  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I’ve been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you  (Groucho Marx Quotes) If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I must confess, I was born at a very early age  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it  (Groucho Marx Quotes) There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one’s fellow man  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Growing old is something you do if you’re lucky  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it  (Groucho Marx Quotes) She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon  (Groucho Marx Quotes) I must confess, I was born at a very early age  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Before I speak, I have something important to say  (Groucho Marx Quotes) A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke  (Groucho Marx Quotes) A man’s only as old as the woman he feels  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Either he’s dead or my watch has stopped  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Go, and never darken my towels again  (Groucho Marx Quotes) Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough  (Groucho Marx Quotes)
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