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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
Together is my favorite place to be
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You had me at hello
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I’m really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.  (Funny Quotes) I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes. They seem connected to who he really is. I like watching him, and there is no one better at turning an awkward moment into something very funny.  (Funny Quotes) I think we’re the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It’s not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.  (Funny Quotes) Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation, so it’s kind of exhilarating to be a part of projects where there’s nothing funny or lighthearted.  (Funny Quotes) I think ultimately, when you believe somebody is going through a situation and it’s either awkward or ridiculous, but you believe it, that can be funny.  (Funny Quotes) If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, thats what you expect to gain.  (Funny Quotes) Before, I guess, mum and dad were everything, but now, in my case, I had two new girls and all of a sudden they’re completely dependent on you and there’s a third generation. It’s a funny shift all of a sudden. You have the babies, you have yourself and then you have your parents.  (Funny Quotes) We adore babies because they’re so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.  (Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks.  (Funny Quotes) Cherry Money Baby is fabulous in every sense of the word! It’s earthy and smart and moving, laugh-out-loud funny, surprising, inventive, suspenseful, and Â- Oh, Hell Â- just gorgeously written!  (Funny Quotes) My mom wasn’t so much such a great cook. But I don’t know, I think I have a very strong mother, and it’s funny, because both of my sisters - I have two sisters, and I’m the baby, but they all work hard. I’m not sure where I get it from, and I’m not sure where they get it from, but they must get it from somewhere... I like to work.  (Funny Quotes) The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren’t actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it’s funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it’s really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn’t hurt.  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny because ‘West Wing’ is similar to ‘Game of Thrones’ in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then.  (Funny Quotes) I started a novel right before ‘The Imitation Game,’ so it’s funny now, four years later, to be coming almost back to finishing it.  (Funny Quotes) When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn’t join it back together so great.  (Funny Quotes) I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.  (Funny Quotes) The funny thing is that my husband couldn’t be sweeter. He looks like this bad boy. He’s got tattoos and earrings and a mohawk, but when you talk to him and he’s around you, he’s such a gentleman. He holds doors for ladies. He pulls out chairs. He cooks. He cleans.  (Funny Quotes) My parents are really funny. Laughter was a big part of my childhood. Of course, they tell a lot of bad jokes - but so do I. I tell a lot of bad jokes.  (Funny Quotes) I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?  (Funny Quotes) I think that the episodes are like mini horror films really; the characters make bad decisions early on and these things just snowball for them and get worse and worse. And that’s what I find funny.  (Funny Quotes) I do keep getting these bad girl roles. The funny thing is that, honestly, I don’t think I’m believable as these aristocratic mean girls. But I do love playing them.  (Funny Quotes) Not being funny doesn’t make you a bad person. Not having a sense of humor does.  (Funny Quotes) From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing, but I think he’s funny!  (Funny Quotes) It’s funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.  (Funny Quotes) Any man that has had a mother, has a sister, wants to be a father will find this [movie Bad Moms] incredibly eye opening and hysterical and funny.  (Funny Quotes) People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it’s funny. If it’s too dirty or wrong, they won’t laugh. But if it’s a big, dirty, smart, funny laugh, they love it.  (Funny Quotes) There’s good and bad in every arena. It’s funny, some people, the reason they’re in the underground is because they’re lazy and don’t make things happen for themselves.  (Funny Quotes) Fame is a funny thing. I like doing normal things. I like going to fairs. I like going to ball games. I like going to Disney World or a big field on the Fourth of July and having picnics with friends. The problem is you’re either worried you’re going to be recognized, or you’re thankful you’re not. It’s always there.  (Funny Quotes) Baseball players practice, runners practice, so how can you practice being funny? You get up onstage. You train as an improviser, playing make-believe, using the vernacular of improvisation, saying ‘yes and’ to other people’s ideas, making statements.  (Funny Quotes) The funny thing about writing is that whether you’re doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That’s actually one of the main ways that writing is different from ballet dancing.  (Funny Quotes)
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