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Funny Marriage Quotes

In marriage, being right is less important than being supportive. Remember: Happy wife equals happy life Picture Quote #1
Nice people don’t necessarily fall in love with nice people Picture Quote #1
If I get married, I want to be very married Picture Quote #1
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham Picture Quote #1
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle Picture Quote #1
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong Picture Quote #1
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The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say Picture Quote #1
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly Picture Quote #1
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures Picture Quote #1
My sister just got married, she asked me to save her newspaper from her wedding day Picture Quote #1
I've had two terrific relationships, but both ended in marriage Picture Quote #1
Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm Picture Quote #1
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A match made in heaven can still give you hell on earth Picture Quote #1
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued Picture Quote #1
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault Picture Quote #1
When you see a cute stranger. Hi, you don't know me, but we're gonna be married Picture Quote #1
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married Picture Quote #1
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury Picture Quote #1
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Men's second childhood begins when a woman gets a hold of him Picture Quote #1
You had no taste when you married me Picture Quote #1
Man and wife, Coupled together for the sake of strife Picture Quote #1
Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers Picture Quote #1
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret Picture Quote #1
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time Picture Quote #1
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Picture Quote #1
To me marriage is for five or ten years Picture Quote #1
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job Picture Quote #1
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent Picture Quote #1
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives Picture Quote #1
Bigamy? It’s having one wife too much... ... Monogamy? It’s the same Picture Quote #1
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In marriage, being right is less important than being supportive. Remember: Happy wife equals happy life  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Nice people don’t necessarily fall in love with nice people  (Funny Marriage Quotes) If I get married, I want to be very married  (Funny Marriage Quotes) The definition of eternity is two people and a ham  (Funny Marriage Quotes) A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong  (Funny Marriage Quotes) The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures  (Funny Marriage Quotes) My sister just got married, she asked me to save her newspaper from her wedding day  (Funny Marriage Quotes) I've had two terrific relationships, but both ended in marriage  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm  (Funny Marriage Quotes) A match made in heaven can still give you hell on earth  (Funny Marriage Quotes) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued  (Funny Marriage Quotes) A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault  (Funny Marriage Quotes) When you see a cute stranger. Hi, you don't know me, but we're gonna be married  (Funny Marriage Quotes) I know nothing about sex, because I was always married  (Funny Marriage Quotes) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Men's second childhood begins when a woman gets a hold of him  (Funny Marriage Quotes) You had no taste when you married me  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Man and wife, Coupled together for the sake of strife  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers  (Funny Marriage Quotes) The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?  (Funny Marriage Quotes) To me marriage is for five or ten years  (Funny Marriage Quotes) A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job  (Funny Marriage Quotes) As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Bigamy? It’s having one wife too much... ... Monogamy? It’s the same  (Funny Marriage Quotes)
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