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Funny Marriage Quotes

A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
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My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met  (Funny Marriage Quotes) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Now I can get fat  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Don't make me poison your food, dear  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Marriage  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Mrs. always right. Mr. right  (Funny Marriage Quotes) You’re an idiot. I’m your idiot. Foreveeer!  (Funny Marriage Quotes) You can’t marry a man you just met  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Behind every crazy woman is a man that made her that way  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Wow! you get to be with him all the time, for the rest of your life, until you die!  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Welcome to marriage  (Funny Marriage Quotes) Will you marry me! Yes pizza, I will marry you  (Funny Marriage Quotes) It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't  (Funny Marriage Quotes) A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting  (Funny Marriage Quotes)
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