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Woody Allen Quotes

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously Picture Quote #1

If you’re born with a gift, to behave like it’s an achievement is not right Picture Quote #1

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering Picture Quote #1

That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing’s real, it just lives Picture Quote #1

Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal Picture Quote #1

Show business is dog eat dog. It’s worse than dog eat dog. It’s dog doesn’t return dog’s phone calls Picture Quote #1

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I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone Picture Quote #1

Just because you’re paranoid doesnt mean they aren’t out to get you Picture Quote #1

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year Picture Quote #1

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex Picture Quote #1

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it’s done right Picture Quote #1

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one’s age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald Picture Quote #1

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We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit! Picture Quote #1

My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went Picture Quote #1

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket? Picture Quote #1

The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off Picture Quote #1

There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again! Picture Quote #1

In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly Picture Quote #1

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I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s the two categories. The horrible are like, I don’t know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you’re miserable, because that’s very lucky, to be miserable Picture Quote #1

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness Picture Quote #1

It’s very hard to keep your spirits up. You’ve got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you... you’ve got to find an answer to the question: Why go on? Picture Quote #1

As an artist, you are always striving toward an ultimate achievement but never seem to reach it. You shoot a film, and the result could have always been better. You try again, and fail once more. In some ways I find it enjoyable. You never lose sight of your goal. I don’t do my job to make money or to break box office records, I simply try things out. What would happen if I were to achieve perfection at some point? What would I do then? Picture Quote #1

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens Picture Quote #1

Death doesn’t really worry me that much, I’m not frightened about it... I just don’t want to be there when it happens Picture Quote #1

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Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o’clock Picture Quote #1

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot Picture Quote #1

The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody’s going to make fun of you Picture Quote #1

I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I’m never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts Picture Quote #1

Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, be fruitful and multiply. But not in those words Picture Quote #1

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be Picture Quote #1

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Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously (Woody Allen Quotes) If you’re born with a gift, to behave like it’s an achievement is not right (Woody Allen Quotes) There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering (Woody Allen Quotes) That’s one of the nice things about writing, or any art; if the thing’s real, it just lives (Woody Allen Quotes) Some of the best memories of my childhood that I have are the times that I played hooky from school so I could spend my days in the public library reading all the wonderful books at my disposal (Woody Allen Quotes) Show business is dog eat dog. It’s worse than dog eat dog. It’s dog doesn’t return dog’s phone calls (Woody Allen Quotes) I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone (Woody Allen Quotes) Just because you’re paranoid doesnt mean they aren’t out to get you (Woody Allen Quotes) The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex (Woody Allen Quotes) The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it’s done right (Woody Allen Quotes) In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one’s age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald (Woody Allen Quotes) We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit! (Woody Allen Quotes) My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went (Woody Allen Quotes) How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket? (Woody Allen Quotes) The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off (Woody Allen Quotes) There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again! (Woody Allen Quotes) In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and someone to actually show up and do the revolting. Dress is usually casual and both parties may be flexible about time and place, but if either faction fails to attend, the whole enterprise is likely to come off badly (Woody Allen Quotes) I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s the two categories. The horrible are like, I don’t know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you’re miserable, because that’s very lucky, to be miserable (Woody Allen Quotes) To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness (Woody Allen Quotes) It’s very hard to keep your spirits up. You’ve got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are better at lying to themselves than others. If you face reality too much, it kills you... you’ve got to find an answer to the question: Why go on? (Woody Allen Quotes) As an artist, you are always striving toward an ultimate achievement but never seem to reach it. You shoot a film, and the result could have always been better. You try again, and fail once more. In some ways I find it enjoyable. You never lose sight of your goal. I don’t do my job to make money or to break box office records, I simply try things out. What would happen if I were to achieve perfection at some point? What would I do then? (Woody Allen Quotes) It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens (Woody Allen Quotes) Death doesn’t really worry me that much, I’m not frightened about it... I just don’t want to be there when it happens (Woody Allen Quotes) Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o’clock (Woody Allen Quotes) I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot (Woody Allen Quotes) The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody’s going to make fun of you (Woody Allen Quotes) I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I’m never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts (Woody Allen Quotes) Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, be fruitful and multiply. But not in those words (Woody Allen Quotes) When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be (Woody Allen Quotes)

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